
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
PBJ TIME!

After getting my interwebz heart broken for the hundredth time for a old as dirt want to be Dr. Phil who lives in trailer last night I had to go on the prowl and find my new E boo.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time more like Alcohol Cigs Time either way this delightful train wreckage called PBJ has beckoned my heart towards her enormous soul!


BTW My whip cream has way more protein and is built up and ready to rock your world baby :)
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Retards Reinjection

The last few weeks Shauna aka the Famous Retards appears to be public enemy number one from the woodshed shoutoutbox, comment section, to the social fap sites Justintv and Viagralivetv plus The Holy Bible as reanimated resurrected spirit of vengeance the one and only ghost that walks Tina Weezer puts it “Retards is evil! “
To some Retards may be a thorn however to me she is a Honey Sweet Rose.
Shauna can be a ray of light which can warm the bottom of the heart like the climatic ending of the titanic or burn you down like a Ant under the lens of the magnifying glass.
I would clearly be her Leo Dicaprio while Mister X is surely the Billy Zane character.
Speaking of Mister X I have word of advice for you and Macgregor
Gentlemen remember these key words Bros over Hoes nuff said now back to my luscious lollipop Shauna <3
Some may feel Retards is the fictional character from the Harry Potter series Draco Malfoy however the only magic being conducted is the smoke and mirrors that her haters I mean fans seem to spread which is propaganda blown way out of proportions.
How can Retards be so bad even the pint size imp Jimmy_ goes around confessing his love for the voluptuous Shauna he’s like a dwarf/midget. Little men like him hate the world however he loves the famous Retards she cannot be that bad.
My convos with the elegant Shauna has been sweet, daring, insightful, and thought provoking and respectful as I kept the hands away from my private regions.
Monday, September 26, 2011
Kel Miss Me Baby :)
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
When Kel's Ass Attacks ECV's Wig!

Sex, hair, and the human butt plug? Eastcoastvegas trip into the wilds of Queen Kelly's controlled part of Australia flips his wig giving the JTV Original one bad artificial hair day ;)










