Real Talk Express

Can Conductor's Surfrat and Tommy help Smoke The Virginal Tank Engine depart Imaginary Talk Land in Time?

Waiting for its boo Smoke at the train station in Trollsville is his latest internet flame Smokekittens.

Cumming Soon VaughnTrek!

Cumming soon from the evil blogger that brought you Night Of The Living Pot Head is a tale of triumph over impotence about a mama’s boy that dreamt of creating his own social broadcasting site which TOS rules defy the laws of commonsense and bend like a lady boy at a muscle builders convention whose top viewed broadcaster needs two Viagra’s just to urinate if you are deemed worthy stream keys will unlock the pathways to a new social journey which is a voyage created from the anus of Marks crap you can be a Global Cod, a troll, or Bubbles tits grab a seat and Vikki’s snot rag and fap to your hearts delight because VaughnTrek is light years away!

Bubblicious is Booblicious!

Nice racks I must say Boobles oopsie Bubbles!

To use the catchphrase of one wise blogger whose hairy, plateface wearing, Yeti/hamster looking, pot smoking old chap who has Vikki snot rag fetishes.



JAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJJAJAJJAJAJJAJ!

PBJ TIME!

After getting my interwebz heart broken for the hundredth time for a old as dirt want to be Dr. Phil who lives in trailer last night I had to go on the prowl and find my new E boo.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time more like Alcohol Cigs Time either way this delightful train wreckage called PBJ has beckoned my heart towards her enormous soul!


BTW My whip cream has way more protein and is built up and ready to rock your world baby :)

Retards Reinjection

The last few weeks Shauna aka the Famous Retards appears to be public enemy number one from the woodshed shoutoutbox, comment section, to the social fap sites Justintv and Viagralivetv plus The Holy Bible as reanimated resurrected spirit of vengeance the one and only ghost that walks Tina Weezer puts it “Retards is evil! “

To some Retards may be a thorn however to me she is a Honey Sweet Rose.

Shauna can be a ray of light which can warm the bottom of the heart like the climatic ending of the titanic or burn you down like a Ant under the lens of the magnifying glass.

I would clearly be her Leo Dicaprio while Mister X is surely the Billy Zane character.

Speaking of Mister X I have word of advice for you and Macgregor

Gentlemen remember these key words Bros over Hoes nuff said now back to my luscious lollipop Shauna <3

Some may feel Retards is the fictional character from the Harry Potter series Draco Malfoy however the only magic being conducted is the smoke and mirrors that her haters I mean fans seem to spread which is propaganda blown way out of proportions.

How can Retards be so bad even the pint size imp Jimmy_ goes around confessing his love for the voluptuous Shauna he’s like a dwarf/midget. Little men like him hate the world however he loves the famous Retards she cannot be that bad.

My convos with the elegant Shauna has been sweet, daring, insightful, and thought provoking and respectful as I kept the hands away from my private regions.

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Kel Miss Me Baby :)

While watching the Nocturnal Nightmare La Nights my beloved flower Kelly drop this smashing photo which I guarantee is a sign that she misses me how lovely :)


I will return soon Kelly don't worry baby!lmao