Vikki & Susie Two Wild and Crazy Sistas

The two Titans of Battlecam have tossed aside the cigs, beers and are ready to rumble!  Susie queen of BC is in a war of words and trading burps..hics...and fuck you very much with Bc's resident whore dog Vikki these two living embodiments of gluttony duked it out with verbal jabs and has put a sad face on my ever bending boner :( 


Vikki is a un tameable beast and surely can whip up her special move called the fire crotch which will be a mighty struggle for Susie to extinguish with her infamous cunt spray as Vikki's fiery crotch has burnt a few bridges down her ever smokey lung polluted road.  Listen here you two raunchy mamma's relax the bitchdom and ease on down to my love shack for a ménage à trois I promise to be very rough. :)

Ticlishnightmare a wet dream for Paquet

Paquet ventures off the shoutbox and plants his big red bloody annoying umm font straight between umm Ticklishcutie's legs with hopes of getting Ticklishcooties on his lickerish nads as this birdbrain dead E whore barrles his fanny in PIP laying in wait to rattle his pecker to the grand canyon's of the whoratious Cow gal. 

Ticklish gave Paquet a show and he may of followed by giving his keyboard a golden shower but sadly I am thinking she toying with his blickest emotions as her cock in shinning armor is Gary/pig_pen.  Paquet don't fear and drown in sadness bro umm check out the vid below and get a few pointers from Gary on how to wrap those big old saggy boobs around your lips and make that bitch squirt dude.

Vikki are you Shitting me?

Justin TV made Anthony's number one stalker Brandierose a Alcoholic however vikki's bout with the bottle or beer can some have eluded is due to her very own reflection.  I refused to believe such utter nonsense from closet trolls I find Victoria is wholesome as a chronic masturbating smurf and she personifies beauty only a comatose, down syndrome, legal blind, mother could love. 

Vikki's travels have been few and far between but thankfully the light will once again shine on my love muffins enormous sweet fart...oops...heart I so suck writing :(

Thankfully due to a invention by Doctor Suzynn kockvodkabytch Vikki can roam free as a oiled covered seagull soaring in a hail storm venturing forth to the creamy pie filling waiting inside Macgragors home.

Mark Vaughn's Bitch Boy!

Hemorrhoid inspector Macca marches forth tickling dingle berries off Mark Vaughn's backyard pie hole forcing Tina Weezer to a early grave and extremely early resurrection as this barmpot positions himself to be the only living being nestled between Marks hairy bollocks.


 Spamming friend invites like a bloody fookin terrorist and jumping about in and out of rooms like a sleazy dollar smack whore shamelessly trying to advertise his cast of drunk dancing and paying his way into Marks heart Yves oops...Macca is one day going to be one of the sites repetitive big announcements....crew??...staff?...Yves chauffeur?? Miss Scruffy's tampon??? Seriously kissing, and shoving dollars up Marks ass is a pathway to enlightenment so please pass the kool-aid and suck Marks scrawny cock.
 

Love Muffin in Her Search for New Cock

Vikki's virtuous vagina has awakened to a new boner/bone head in search for a good time popping the whoredogs delicate umpa lumpas.

Bearded Clam Still in Hiding But One of Oyster's Babies is Revealed @ BC =P

A new BCer who has spent the better part of her broadcasting experience at Battlecam in her own channel, mute for the most part while knitting, opened up a little bit more this morning landing on the main strip to have a play with Dinty ("The Dinty Main Show" LOL),  with Joe (personanongrata), YG Muscleman and a roudy, drunk and jealous Vikki on Skype with Dinty. =P



I was watching her private channel just prior to her matinee on main where she was talking about Charles Manson's parole denial and him having to spend more time in prison, asking what could this poor old man possibly do if he were released, "He didn't do anything!".
Someone in chat typed. "Rape you?" and she said she would welcome it. I hope she was kidding. =P

A yawn or a rape face? =P

When I came back to the computer again, she was broadcasting on main with a spoon on her tit. =D 

She seems to be holding her own so far, but most of the hardcore meanie-pants BCers are still sleeping. =P

Vikki_40 : poooooooooooooop

^^ lulz =D

ETA https://mygirlfund.com/OYSTERBABY

L.A. Here They Come!

It looks like Croftman and Surfrat are really going to meet up in L.A. today, to battle it out or I'm the victim of another fun Battlecam trolling.* =D




I think I saw Croft cam up in his channel from a hotel room last night, having driven 12 hours from his home accompanied by a friend who's an MMA expert or something. Surfrat has a 4 hour drive ahead of him. I guess we'll hust have to wait and see how this all plays out. =P

I know I saw Croft working out every day for the last few weeks, but I'm not sure what Surf's fitness program consisted of, if there was one. =P

* Update: I see Croftman in his channel broadcasting from his home. I dunno what happened ... he says long drives make him sleepy and he has no time to "get away" from his responsibilities at home.

LOL what a putz. I guess his buddy can't drive him, either, but in any case there will be no rockem sockem, today, at least. =P