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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The Computer Store Cult: Justin Tv Take Your Producer Badge And Shove It!



When TT's weekly hold on top of social was mysteriously and continuously beat recently in viewership by random broadcasters. Showcasing an International Conference or a litter of 5 kittys. Someone higher up the jtv staff ladder was clearly not a fan the computer store follies. Also his viewership was tinkered with one day. On the social directory column it showed he had 16 viewers. However once you clicked and went inside there was over 60.

More proof someone on staff wants to kick TT straight in his nuts. Came down today when he received word about getting back the producers badge. The Computers Store cannot be reissued a Producer badge due to foul language. In order to have it returned Anthony must be a good little boy so says the great jtv.

Which is against the foul mouth pranksters code of conduct. How do they expect him to go broadcasting on jtv without talking about his cock or shooting sperm at one of his devoted followers face?

Hotdogvender, Kel, Brandie, and numerous males and females. Love listening to Anthony's daily routines about his cock, cum, pre cum, old day cum and so on jokes. Next to Anthony finding out Kel was sexting another dude the producer badge thing must of really fucked up his day.

TT's wanting more viewers added back onto his show is the reason he keeps whining for it's return. Yes it does improve viewership however its fake bot viewers. Really is being number one on social really a achievement or worth the hassle?

With TT moping about the cracks forming on the so called jtv untouchable broadcasting armor. The loyal cult of his started slanging mud at long time jtv caster and Producer Laggie. Although the foul mouth prankster's not one of my favs. His followers did make a good case on how her expletives mirroring his on. That also reinforces my conspiracy theory about someone on staff may really have it out for the poddy mouth prankster.

Kel Drunk Meh! But She Is Annoying!



Lately I have been avoiding the annoying ones room. However I could not resist today because of her status Drunk Beep. I really could not tell if she drunk or not. She behaved as she normally does. Annoying, vulgar, blah, blah, blah TT lick me off, TT is fucking awesome, I am licking this Iphone imaging it's TT's cock. The prankster had to be extremely erect with her verbally stroking his cock. Until Kelly revealed she was very horny and sexually/texting = sexting another guy on her Iphone. Poor Anthony's old pecker had to go limp.lmao

Should I dare think there is trouble in Paradise?

Man I know Surfrat is Kelly/honey/sweety's so called best mate. Well he is until TT is making cum and penis jokes or prearranging a prank call with his victims. Hopefully for Surf's sake since I am a fan is called out of state to work for a bike race or is needed as a Dj for a barmitsfa at the end of June. Her yelling TT fuck my in the ass in his House. I bet is not his cup of tea. However the other way around may be satisfactory for the Monster spokesman.

Surfrat♥Kel TT♥Brandierose. Hmm.. Who knows what the future might bring.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Bong Voyage





Oicutey hits the bong?

Urpapi69 Is Getting Hitched Ya'll! Big Sale!



Exclusive breaking interweb news. Jtv's Famous Ya'll Urpapi69 is getting married to sister of follow jtv broadcaster James Dolezal. Recently Luis was threatened with a one way trip back to Mexico. Where he grew up inside a cave located in Tijuana.

Needing a quick bride Urpapi was able to sale his shirts to a local car wash. Where he obtained 50 American dollars from 600 shirts. The car washed later use them to clean off bird droppings and other foul smelly things found on costumers vehicles. It was allegedly a big sale for James once his sister was sold. Sadly for Papi69 the transaction was nonrefundable.

The wedding will take place July in Vegas. Performing the ceremony will be Father Jake and Papi's best man will be well known Dj and Monster spokesmen Surfrat.

Even though James Dolezal's prank calls puts me to sleep while Urpapi's make me want to shove a shotgun barrel down my throat. I would like to wish them and their families the very best.

Down Under Or Down Syndrome?



After taking a virtual Jtv tour of female Aussie broadcasters. I have come across a poddy mouth lioness, mother and daughter bong team, and another bong sucking scrumpet whose amateur porn video made me spit out my tea. For the crime of ruining my perception of Australian women these ladies should spend a decade in charm school. However there is one Aussie crumpet whose lady like ways halted my rush to judgment. Aussieangel I would like to take this time just to say thank you.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Mondays Really Suck!


Jtv's Babygurl, Blogtv's Ryderbak, Ustream's Tedsabear, and Battlecams Alki David. Have one thing in common. All their social live streaming sites are really sucking atm. Bloody Mondays. Hopefully things pick up later.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Just Your Ordinary Jtv Poontang Sunday

After weeks of plaguing jtv with the same adult themed video and thumbnails landing on the social, entertainment, and sport directories. How is it possible that the admins and staff are still unable to ban the Hot Movies guy some call the new filypusha, before the viewership rise?

Unlike the Pusha whose cast are comedic and adult oriented jabs aimed at admins caught with their pants down while they enjoy their day watching Brandierose plus some current and ex broadcasters. The Hotmovies guy motivations are a mystery sometimes the same smut is cast simultaneously under different users names and directories . Although when casting, the chat is spammed with links to a blog that may contain trojans and keyloggers. Not to sound like some whacked out conspiracy nut but is there a grudge being leveled at jtv from this caster?

Below is a small sample the rest of Sundays mess: