Yawnlives 1yr Assiversary

The 1st birthday of yawnlive hit interwebs with a bang today as all the resident retards of yawn and their ring leader Mark had one big happy family day out at the circus, momma Scruffy was handing out balloons with every cup of koolaid, Macca as usual was following Mark around with his tongue bashing his knees trying to get closer to the holy grail which is Marks inner poop hole, other casters such as Bobo Bill Taint Stains were seen bickering on who gets to whack off themselves tonight while Mojo made a surprise visit only to step into the poop that the not so golden goose Yves was dropping everywhere he could and the final act of the night was everybodys favourite sex advice caster granny14 who was spotted doing her best to protect her chickens from the ravenous whore dog who has desires not to devour her prey but place Tommychicks balls inside her tooth decaying mouth and crab infested twat. Happy Birthday Mark may we please have another year of drama, personal bans, and Frank Taylor cast.

When Famearts Attacks!

Empty out the anal lube and get plugged into this jive talking, shit steering, Battlecam booty buccaneer Famearts, like dingle berries clinging onto the hairiest bottom this fooker be pulling your strings like those on a musical instrument yet his symphony played brings forth a pain onto your bottomless stretched rectum.  Beware of this weirdo Man Mama's ghetto lingo as it Ebonics speak will lure then grab hold of your insufferable cock and squeeze the bloody pecker until its dryer than Vikki's twat.

Nerdy Dancing Detox

Mpersenaire was quite the sight for sore eyes this weekend on yawnlive gyrating like a constipated squirrel on acid for all his special lady friends as they got their panties wet at his i'm too sexy to wear a shirt moves. He needs to cut that poop out and leave some mamas for me to holla at, i'll let you have whoredawg, i'll be fair. I need to start hitting up my barber and get my shit together like our buddy mpersenaire, i will have the bitches of vaughn eatting the poop out of my ass in no time!!  

The Man in The Shattered Mirror

Billpooper the bi polar imbecile has gone through the motions this week a few days ago he was demanding staff out of his room and splurging the bloody N word and calling people the dreaded 3 letter F word and now he can't get his multi colored nose out of the Vaughn's stink holes, Billpooper better be careful as he will have some competition from resident retard Macca who has mental images of a bullseye drawn between Marks and Mummy Scruffy's buttocks wishing for the love of Vaughn to lick that brown starfish first, not to worry Bill if Macca does beat you to the Vaughn's glory hole, your new best friend Turdseo will gladly bend his bottom over and allow you to suck that long dry turd out of his motel jumping backyard pie hole.

Anthony and Jamienov Skype Affair?

 
While most bloggers/shoutboxers are entangled in Vikki's tissues of snot and so called lies which will eventually cause delusions in their minds she will cause the complete destruction of Earth the most interesting terrifying interwebz drama happening at the moment is the Anthony and Jamienov skypesex fiasco.

The Pottymouth prankster whose cock ended up inside my beloved Aussie goddess Kelly tried to wiggling his interwebz drooling junk onto my Georgian Strawberry Shortcake Jamienov/sweetpea via skype.

Georgian women sure does give me bloody epic towering boners. 

Jamie refused to be a victim and succumb to a clique and their messiah. Jamie's grace to stand up and hold back paying for the pigglige of sucking Ant's hourly paid yeast infected cock should be commended and applaud.

Jamie may be a little off due to her meds but her thinking is no different from Anthony whose brain is lacking oxygen due to shoving his face up women twats like a bloody tampon.

Grab some popcorn, a twat, or a cock and watch Epicwheek/jamienov explain the situation in her own words.  Skip to 25:50 to hear the lengths of what women will do to suck Anthony's cawk!

Pervert in the Mist

Tina Weezer bless your heart for helping rid the interwebs of the king perv Swax!

Macca no friend invites please!!!

Macca the emotional drunk trance dancing pussy is hurt can someone give him a hug please!lol