The love games

Please let me introduce you to Mr Jsmths golden women of the Internet

Ticklishcutie,Megloves,Angela136 and Naynay_az

Jsmth is a true role model to all us males on the inter web's, also being the envy of many snagging up all theses beauties for himself, but before we all give up hope and drag our sorry asses back to cam4,he has decided he only has room in his heart for one fair maiden, so there is hope for us yet. Jsmth has decided to have a talent contest to choose which female he will share his me love you long time skype loving with. So as jsmth sits back and relaxes let the games commence 

First up we have Ticklishcutie showing off her smexy dance moves, they should come in handy for those long lonely nights on skype jsmth, a clear favourite already......

 Next we have naynay_az probably best looking of the bunch giving jsmth a sultry stare down or is she wondering what the hell he is going to be doing with those empty beer bottles....

Then the ever so talented Angela136 showing that she would literally bend over backwards to please this hot Internet stud muffin...

And our final contestant is the ever lovely Megloves now this one looks like a really classy chick

 with big guns to match....

Who will jsmth choose, he has a very tough decision on his hands, jsmth is one hell of a guy eh?

Haskel420 in KingBong420 Pt. 2

The insanity contunues jajaja!

Haskel420 in KingBong420

While chronically masturbating behind a bush located across the street of Chinese restaurant mild minored blogger Haskel420 is bitten from behind by radioactive hobo and mutates into the monstrous King Bong420!

chapter one: Jajajaja

Yawnlives 1yr Assiversary

The 1st birthday of yawnlive hit interwebs with a bang today as all the resident retards of yawn and their ring leader Mark had one big happy family day out at the circus, momma Scruffy was handing out balloons with every cup of koolaid, Macca as usual was following Mark around with his tongue bashing his knees trying to get closer to the holy grail which is Marks inner poop hole, other casters such as Bobo Bill Taint Stains were seen bickering on who gets to whack off themselves tonight while Mojo made a surprise visit only to step into the poop that the not so golden goose Yves was dropping everywhere he could and the final act of the night was everybodys favourite sex advice caster granny14 who was spotted doing her best to protect her chickens from the ravenous whore dog who has desires not to devour her prey but place Tommychicks balls inside her tooth decaying mouth and crab infested twat. Happy Birthday Mark may we please have another year of drama, personal bans, and Frank Taylor cast.

When Famearts Attacks!

Empty out the anal lube and get plugged into this jive talking, shit steering, Battlecam booty buccaneer Famearts, like dingle berries clinging onto the hairiest bottom this fooker be pulling your strings like those on a musical instrument yet his symphony played brings forth a pain onto your bottomless stretched rectum.  Beware of this weirdo Man Mama's ghetto lingo as it Ebonics speak will lure then grab hold of your insufferable cock and squeeze the bloody pecker until its dryer than Vikki's twat.

Nerdy Dancing Detox

Mpersenaire was quite the sight for sore eyes this weekend on yawnlive gyrating like a constipated squirrel on acid for all his special lady friends as they got their panties wet at his i'm too sexy to wear a shirt moves. He needs to cut that poop out and leave some mamas for me to holla at, i'll let you have whoredawg, i'll be fair. I need to start hitting up my barber and get my shit together like our buddy mpersenaire, i will have the bitches of vaughn eatting the poop out of my ass in no time!!  

The Man in The Shattered Mirror

Billpooper the bi polar imbecile has gone through the motions this week a few days ago he was demanding staff out of his room and splurging the bloody N word and calling people the dreaded 3 letter F word and now he can't get his multi colored nose out of the Vaughn's stink holes, Billpooper better be careful as he will have some competition from resident retard Macca who has mental images of a bullseye drawn between Marks and Mummy Scruffy's buttocks wishing for the love of Vaughn to lick that brown starfish first, not to worry Bill if Macca does beat you to the Vaughn's glory hole, your new best friend Turdseo will gladly bend his bottom over and allow you to suck that long dry turd out of his motel jumping backyard pie hole.