Tuesday, May 21, 2013
EastCoastVegas and Wig Sighting!
After a long break of erroneous wind passing out of the back draft of EastCoastVegas ass the Baron of Wigs returned to the late nights casting on Monday at the egotistically ran land of yawn. ECV was unprepared because with Twinkies factories being shutdown across the states the chubby chasing used car salesman had no bait to lure future 500lb mate.
Stuck in the past as his mental DeLorean caught a self inflicted flat, ECV routine took a shank as he barred himself from coming to grips on the social casting experiment becoming disposable diaper of turd on route to take that final flush
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The JTV original refused request from the chatters to venture from the past and upon the Vaughlive.tv top bar and find new people to humiliate and mock his refusal wasn't due to Denise finally growing up, changing his spots, or being ashamed of making a mockery of the obese and mentally ill, its because the sites Vapes, card channels, and want to be radio show DJ's are as unappealing as licking dry paint off the wall.
ECV with his glued or stapled on wig which appeared to be freshly shaved off a kadavers genitals suddenly had a unmistakable glow that only one woman can create in the eyes of this parlor trickster "Laggie!" not quite Stella but for the shortest seconds Ecv got his groove back and attempted to work his magic as he quickly rebroadcasted her cast on his channel.
The reunion was short and bittersweet, ECV known for pounding it out to Fems that indulge in gluttony informed the audience of the possibility of his Laggie broadcasting nude which I am pretty sure gave him thoughts of going below his belt, however Laggie informed him she was wearing a sundress below the shoulders and that she is heading to sleep leading poor ECV in to saying goodnight and soon after pulling the plug on his wig oops...I meant cast.
Monday, May 20, 2013
Spotlight on KenRetarded
Shinning up my rusty harpoon and aiming its pointy stabber at that sea sick flabby pappi Kentard a man with few scruples, a vagrant of smut, a creepy old cawk gobbler looking for a skype nut while his wife is barricaded behind the bedroom door with hopes he the boogeyman/kentard will go just go far far away, however his voyages take place via the virtual world of the interwebz where he is like a feaver sick baboon beating on his chest, drooling as he set his quest for the next victim.
Female, transgender, or tranny no matter if its a little man on the boat or a shark breaking through the hull his actions are that of a Octopus ready for the grab! His tentacles hold no strength and thankfully his prey is easily freed from his grasp however some do become smitten and allow the elderly married pervert to charm their wits due to low self esteemed, battles with booze, drugs, and mental illness.
The crooked cock con man is a sly fox who can meta morph into a wolf stepping out of sheep's clothing to howl, then stepping into the shadows to prowl, a tiger he is not but a small man a pussy really ready to pounce on to his keyboard to type "show boobs babe!"lol
A Cry For JJustice
Jealousy is a trifling whore as a woman lovely like the setting of the oriental sun is being plagued by idiotic banter. This beautiful masterpiece of intrinsic design is of modern times, a new age of women voluptuous in figure, painstakingly honest with thought, and a delicate delight, "Seriously who wouldn't wish to suck those piercings artistically placed on her face" I know I do and pretty sure many others as well.
She may have more chins then a Chinese phone book but I see them as steps, a plateau even, a elevation leading you into a swarmed spirit that stings like a bee yet sweet like a pot of golden honey, ''come get your smooches from your pooh bear dear.
Such wonderful footwear
Fashion designers may cringe and trolls may hate by saying her fashion sense could not coin a tip at clown college, but JJustice imagination is beyond their scope as her footwear design will one day revolutionalize the designer industry. Am I not the only one who can see a Kardashian or Anna Selezneva walking down a runway with them on?
Seriously Jjustice has talent and seeing the pic taken up top she clearly knows how to use those talent to pleasure men.
She may have more chins then a Chinese phone book but I see them as steps, a plateau even, a elevation leading you into a swarmed spirit that stings like a bee yet sweet like a pot of golden honey, ''come get your smooches from your pooh bear dear.
Such wonderful footwear
Fashion designers may cringe and trolls may hate by saying her fashion sense could not coin a tip at clown college, but JJustice imagination is beyond their scope as her footwear design will one day revolutionalize the designer industry. Am I not the only one who can see a Kardashian or Anna Selezneva walking down a runway with them on?
Seriously Jjustice has talent and seeing the pic taken up top she clearly knows how to use those talent to pleasure men.
Update: trolls be hating :(
Thursday, April 11, 2013
Fookin Fox Hunt!
foxmanshawn22 graced us with his presence tonight on yawn with his wind swept mane and his growing tower of beers accompanied with his guitar hoping to sing sweet nothings into Frank Taylor's ears to win his affections, its no secret frank and foxy have a love hate relationship, frank hates him and foxy loves jacking off to franks left over juicy butt wipes, i wonder how foxys butt buddy assdambro will feel about this after it was revealed over on scuttles that franks room is the room of choice for raging closet homosexuals to jack off in while playing porn in the background.
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Threats, Threat, and more Threats
La_Nights making it seems as he is smarter than the average beer drinker put his foot inside his mouth by ranting and raging on Bill_Pooper and assdumbro being let back into the Yawn Gulag after their unkindly remarks; Bill's hating Mark, Adam calling Miss Scruffy a cunt and many other comments the two fooknuts made against the pedophobia duo who run Vaughnlive.tv.
I found Night's to be highly hypocritical as he shared his own judgements on the Yawns and their mismanagement of their site which includes the nonsense of the no kids on cam rule, how Mark has no social skills, and how he cannot wait to leave for Kobana's video casting site when its ready to launch because VL rules are ridiculous.
La_Nights ramblings from sun up to sun down seem like a video loop as he kept doing a 360 on the same subjects and topics Bill, Bill, Bill, Vaughn rules, and back to Bill, Bill, Bill again.
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
Bill Doesn't Like Mark oh Lawd?
Coming back home to Daddy or maybe Granny, the former sidekick of Sergeo Taint Stains Bill Pooper who was once united at the hip with Turdseo until their Amos and Andy rudetine spit the bit is unbanned and back in the kool-aid pouring laps of Mark and Piss Scruffy.
Those who hate Mark understand the charity he has bestowed upon Bill, the love, the cock cuddling of saving Bill from a lonely internet social life on his justintv channel where his hundred of imaginary viewers proceeded to ignore or avoid.
Bill doesn't like Mark, Bill doesn't like being made a pubic spectacle by Mark, yet Bill will re-ejaculate to Mark and used his over the counter diluted pimp juice on the newest babe caster or chatter who will get that fooking thrill in his balls on Mark's site.
Welcome back Bill and let your next death threat, troll, or nude picture or personal details from a woman that has scorned you online be as forgettable as the last mate.
Gawd Noes... What we would hear if he and Cortney had a big fallen out as their meet up must hold some under the cover skeletons hmmm...?
It's a joke...I am joking as I'm pretty sure meeting Bill has just re-enforced Cort's Lesbian agenda.lmao
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Mark and Scruffy's Town Hall: Pubic Execution
Just Marks and Miss Scruffy showcasing what got Bill Pooper Banned.
for the entire TownHall public erecticution video go to:
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