Two sides of the Ejaculation

When Shauna wakes up is it a agonizing fight with right and wrong?

Will a turn on the bed lead to destruction or pleasantries?

Will the mean spirited bully side or the kind heartened teddy bear side manifest?

I really don't care Shauna my dear but if you turn on the uncharted whore dog side lets do lunch I'd truly be pleased as punch. ;)

Why do I get the funny feeling this post is like putting a live lobster down the trousers is time ticking away for my bollocks to be clipped?