Mothballs Vs. Pig_Piss

Pig_Piss after being judge by the great Mark Vaughn as being too young for Vaughnlive TV home for the most boorishness elderly casters on the fooking face of the net has hogwashed ashore on Alki Davids anal lube slide Battlecam trying to cum in between mothball and his spit rag of a whoredawg Vikki.


Piss_Pen armed with his jar of oozing hillbilly booze attempted to use it as a mating call to lure Vikki into his kung fu John Cena grip but unknown to him whoredoggy gave up the booze and is only drinking 30 beers a day as she marches forth to sobriety.


Pig_Piss was still rather pissier then usual as he still tried to golden shower his way into Vikki's Laundry basket of a snatch under the unwatchful eyes of Moth however once the tiniest prick in the bunch Tommy came off his Detroit stripper fap of the day ran the Plutoish Piss_for_president off as he shoved his cock inbetween his legs and gallivanted his arse over to main where he ended up being flushed rather quickly as he was shat out by the retarded masses.

Well blow Moth down may be a dream held by the wickedest of hearts Vikki but Mothballs had meant it in the most destructive manner. No one gets between Tommy and his whore dog!

Tina Weezer knows how to throw a Party

Halloween aftermath party took place and the haunted house of Tina Weezer the reincarnation of broken nightmares and howling spirit of Vaughnlive tv.

Tina even made a rare appearance on cam spooking out the whole crowd and causing one of the guest penis to fall off



Thanks goes out to Lurkers Anonymous for venturing into the paranormal world.

In Tina's basement I conducted a rare interview with the KelVira But ended it after my first question was answered:

FookinAnnoying: "(Kel what is the benefit in being a vampire?)"



Kel: "(Listen here bitch! Using a straw down on my clit when its that time of the month!")

she answered the most innocent question be giving the most idiotic answer only a dumbslut can make :0

Fable or Failure

Last week word came thru the grapevine that Vikki's imaginary land lover Tommy has fallen into the clutches of The evil stripper from Detroit whose pole dancing skills will take a try on his 2 inch peen.

Why must poor Vikki endure another day sitting alone drinking 30 beers a day, eying a pile of dirty clothes inside the laundry basket, flicking cigs at the computer screen, and and cleaning the house of broken mirror glass.

Battlecum Gets more Gay Gay Gay!!

Muscle Builders rejoice Travis Craig got a bone to slip inside your bare bottoms.

http://www.battlecam.com/channel69

Maybe this will get Haskel interested in Battlecam ;)

Rumor has it that Travis is really well known drag queen Ross aka Ordinary Hero.

Tommy's Wettest Dream

Morehpower, Tommy, Mothball or what ever fooking name he's going by today had the most wettest dream...a dreams which would make a normal men scream then reach for a razor and slit their bloody throats after witnessing thoughts so cruel to the human eye blindness may be judged as a gift by many from God. Warning images plucked out of the chronic masturbater and master trollers mind may not be suitable for young adults and spectating whore dawgs.




After eating a two week old radioactive burrito Tommy buttocks spiraled out of control while sitting on the toilet pooping his guts out. The sounds of his farts could be heard far..far..very far away while his feces fell out his ass like cannons being launched from the Queens greatest battleships.



"Thanks to Lurkers Anonymous super sleuth skills image of long pooped burrito has been found."

Tommy fell a sleep on the can with a nine inch turd dangling from his rump and dreamt The Shitting! A very shitty moment in his nocturnal slumper.



Tommy dream takes a devilish turn as his slumbering subconscious was visited be the very long dead Mary Shelly this ghostly visit takes Tommy out of his shitting adventure into a twisted re-imagination retarded version of "Bride of Frankenstein" butchering this great horror tale the Monster played by Tommy spurns the Bride played by sweet innocent Vikki as she makes advances towards his most minimized genital area.

HAPPY HALLOWEENIE ;)

P.S. thanks you to LA for The Thing inspiration.lol

Two sides of the Ejaculation

When Shauna wakes up is it a agonizing fight with right and wrong?

Will a turn on the bed lead to destruction or pleasantries?

Will the mean spirited bully side or the kind heartened teddy bear side manifest?

I really don't care Shauna my dear but if you turn on the uncharted whore dog side lets do lunch I'd truly be pleased as punch. ;)

Why do I get the funny feeling this post is like putting a live lobster down the trousers is time ticking away for my bollocks to be clipped?

LABlog Breaking Snooze! Familial Resemblances Revealed!

During a recent broadcast Haskel show and shared some photographic blasts from the past.

 
He brazenly tried to pass off some grainy old snapshots of a nun as his mother.

Oh please, habits hide so much. *tut*

And his so-called baby pictures are obviously photochopped. =P

LABlog has found this to be a major cyber cover-up, taking into account a shared love of plastic laundry baskets, you can clearly see, his real momma is someone I'm sure you all recognize, albeit currently waxed. =P

Proofs!  >>>>>>>>>>>

You can shave or wax the fur of the Yeti, but it's still a Yeti. =D