LETSTROKE it Out!

Relevance is Futile!

"Man with Smokethis Beard hates people, bans, and Redirects.lulz!"

After many epic distortions of reality within my head, I envisioned myself being a egg, falling out of a Hens feathery ass, partially cracked, then splat over a bong, cooked by our bearded dingleberry "no relations" =)  Shawnio a man on a holy crusade too enlighten us on the ways of being relevant in the social casting blogging community.  

This bloody twit stands 10ft tall above us all, a sentry of gossip, a modern Cecil B. Demille, a director and maestro of utter destruction of blogs. 

Shawnio the dear blog smashing, hairy yeast twat, enticing bimbo, disrupts my daily bingo games with child's play, yet fears my desires to become relevant by questioning the all powerful blogger, who in return loathes, bans and redirects knowledge seeking users, faster then Bubbaganoosh black screen making Kel squirt over Skype.  

I am not Humpty Dumpty, however this poop squatter has me tumbling out of my rocking chair on a daily basis, halting my progress to learn and become a relevant blogger, which is just mean.  

Shawnio also has hacked or Ddossed my Life Alert, because I've falling down and can't get back up, and no one is responding to my signals for help.

(Including silencing those who dare pose questions)

Fook you Shawnio that beard has made you a mad narcissistic yeti!

Happy Halloween, and Shawnio's Peen!

 

On this Hallow's eve our beloved pot smoking deviant and short bus car thief Yawnio possibly disguising himself from the law, appeared on the House Mark broke, Yawnlive.tv in a flamboyant gay costume dressed as Transvestite clown.  

Adambroke, may lie, but I will not when I say, the worlds famous DJ, had the best Halloween costume tonight.  Dressed up as a filthy hobo, his bed may never be made but Adam wins best Halloween outfit of the night.

Oh Adam you are the top bitch bro.

Yawnio's Missing?

This post is all speculation, these rumors should all be taking with a grain of salt until one can be officially proving.  Yawnio aka Letstalk, Yawnio, and Mister Yawniorama is missing from his blog.  

The fellow blogger whose pictures and sentences plagiarizing and retarding the blogger spot sphere has not posted in a few days!   Why is this news, well my dear unconcerned and fake heart giving readers, along with his dreams of rimming out Donna and smoking pot, blogging is the bloody man's life!

(Rumor Mill)

One rumor is that he got his hands on some bad pot.  Once smoked the poor lad went mad, riding around his community on moose wielding a machete beheading locales and Mounties, until he was knocked off by a wandering Sasquatch, who proceeded to drag him into the woods and steal his virginity.  

Second rumor is he was lured by a unknown man into a Motel with a bag of dirt weed, where Shawnio was surprised when the man jumped out of his bedroom wearing a Gorilla costume.  The man forced Shawnio into performing dubious acts, but after a couple of bong rips Shawnio had the time of his life.

Third and final rumor is that Cr3am Ivlogtv's owner has Shawnio on the run for soiling his reputation and site. Where ever the bud, sweat, tears, and beard, is hiding, one thing for sure is there's a sheet ruined by his own piss. 

Mama Yawn, turn's on Yawnio!

 

When Miss Scruffy/grumpy stopped Lets Stalks cast last night:

Was she being mental?

Saving Instagib.tv/VaughnLive.tv server bandwidth/usage fees?

  

Or giving Yawnio a hint, it's time for a shave?

Seriously with a site so beyond dead as Instagib.tv why close any inactive channel, especially one that broadcasted hours of gaming earlier?

Yawnio you want to be entangled more within the Vaughn's pubic hairs be like the whale marrying Macca!

 

 

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