"Man with Smokethis Beard hates people, bans, and Redirects.lulz!"

After many epic distortions of reality within my head, I envisioned myself being a egg, falling out of a Hens feathery ass, partially cracked, then splat over a bong, cooked by our bearded dingleberry "no relations" =)  Shawnio a man on a holy crusade too enlighten us on the ways of being relevant in the social casting blogging community.  

This bloody twit stands 10ft tall above us all, a sentry of gossip, a modern Cecil B. Demille, a director and maestro of utter destruction of blogs. 

Shawnio the dear blog smashing, hairy yeast twat, enticing bimbo, disrupts my daily bingo games with child's play, yet fears my desires to become relevant by questioning the all powerful blogger, who in return loathes, bans and redirects knowledge seeking users, faster then Bubbaganoosh black screen making Kel squirt over Skype.  

I am not Humpty Dumpty, however this poop squatter has me tumbling out of my rocking chair on a daily basis, halting my progress to learn and become a relevant blogger, which is just mean.  

Shawnio also has hacked or Ddossed my Life Alert, because I've falling down and can't get back up, and no one is responding to my signals for help.

(Including silencing those who dare pose questions)

Fook you Shawnio that beard has made you a mad narcissistic yeti!

Bill_Pooper: Sexy and you know it!

I once thought it was some sort of skin disease, that caused our temporarily banned from Vaughn.TV bipolar freak's pigmentation, I was wrong, his Billkats armed with big boobs and dildos ripped the flesh off this ever so handsome gent, so hot your skin could melt...ummm...no pun intended and seriously no homo.lulz

ill Popper may have a room harmonized by crickets, so annoying loud they could wake the dead, but this man is treated like a rockstar by his 3 or 4 on call via Skype groupies.  May he one day gift them with the seed, that had Beergirl bathing in pee.

Take thy piss in the name of Popper!

Day 1: I hate you, Day 2: I love you, Day 3 I am going to kill you, Day 4: your beautiful, Day 5: you disgust me, Day 6: my skin is fallen and it can't get up, Day 7: Mark please unban me and I'll suck your cock!