Aftermath of Kel Cums to America!

p.s. truth be known Mister Mic never paid for the food.lol

IshatOn BattleCam!

Thankfully the Battlecam 3 day contest is over the last few days has been full of rage, sex, loads of sperm dripping off tits, disappointments, and finally IshatOnU riding in on his white horse and claiming the final $1000 prize of the weekend and luckily for the last two winners he did not broadcast the previous two nights as I am positive with his 4channers, youtubers, blogtvers, ect all competition including the Sigganation machine and the Clitigator combined would have been crushed like Battlecam's servers were last night especially with the ridiculous rule of winners being eligible to compete over and over again during the weekend.

Time will tell if IshatOnU will pull a Kioken or a Dcigs who along with his followers have caused the same rotating 15 or so Og Batttlecammers from taking their meds, sleeping at night and huddling together inside fallout shelters arguing who should be giving Alki's money via interwebs.

The next contest should be for the most whiny group of individuals: Og Battlecammers vs. Siggasnation.

Battlecam's contest the last three days turned into The Tea Party vs. Obama, 2000 Florida election, Watergate, Invasion of Normandy, Twilight Zone, Doctor Who, Goodfellas, ooze shooting on to Jenna Jameson, David Icke conspiracy theories, The Hatfields vs. The McCoys and Rip Van Winkle as some believed Alki David may have slept allegedly through most of competition this weekend although my belief is he simply just stayed offline while watching to keep his hands clean from all the extra TOSable adult activities, mud slinging, and under handed tactic's taking place on the site the last few days.

The contest was a great idea but was very poorly executed as porn vs. content vs. big followings vs. charity room vs. combining users vs. cops vs. fail prank call vs conspiracies vs blind rage vs. race vs. it's not my money but he/she shouldn't win any of it because I hate them and was on Battlecam longer vs. they cheated vs. former Jtv rejects vs. current Jtv retards vs. no rules and total chaos and bullshit! I guess the site is called Battlecam for a reason but bloody hell.lol

Winners in order day 1: Siggers, day 2: Mildly Amused with help, and day 3: IshatOnU

P.s Bugsy's a twat but he has entertained me the most this weekend and Ryfourn walked over water and returned bringing forth order on to Battlecam shake your head at me but those two were the only bright spots from this shitty Battlecam weekend.lol

Brandierose and Dcigs Hacked??

When Brandierose came off her temporarily Kel and TT's Vegas hump day TOS I thought she was losing it once again when she wrote on her status I need a admin I've been hacked however a few days ago I thought it was a slight possibility when I saw her thumbnail on the social directory with a group a black guys.

Although Brandie doesn't mind the flavor of black cawk I found it a bit odd they were thumbnailed to her channel and when I went inside her room she was offline and flagged yet still wrote it off as a minor bug and Brandie's hacker was just a figment of her imagination.



Who knew Brandie's claims of someone possibly tinkering with her account maybe true especially after seeing Siggas channel being interrupted continuously by a cast of Latin girls last night on JTV right after his Battlecam defeat to Mildly Amused and her creme team.

Maybe a glitch, bug, etc.. however I not 100% sure about this but both vids looked like some shit used to prank on chatroulette and also didn't see the casters on the feed shown on both Sigs or Brandie's channels on the social directory at the time.

Hoes Over Bros.

Forming a uneasy alliance the Exiled Litigator, Joey_Valone, and Mildly_Amused combine forces to become the Clitigator to stop Siggers unholy act of winning Alki's money for the second night in a row on Battlecam only to run back to Justintv soon after the contest ends.

The hatred on Sigs was like watching the end of the very first Frankenstein movie when the towns people formed mobs and marched toward the castle with pitched forks and torches in hopes of destroying the monster.

Hopefully after the final chance to win 1000 dollars tonight Alki will seek better ways to improve the hits, registers and broadcasters to the site by using the money on better networking then on the same 15 rotating casters or the Justintv one time only money whores.

Battlecam's a Steaming Pile of Shit!

Picture speaks a thousand words on the latest Alki challenge stinking up Battlecam. Kudos Alki money well wasted. WTF Man!

Dcig's Got Paid Ya'll!

Dcig's is officially a Thousandaire winning the first night of three in the Alki's private room viewer registration drive sweepstakes or what ever it's called. Last night many of Battlecams casters took their balls and huddle into a corner allowing Siggers into becoming the victor.

His victory caused mass hysteria on Battlecam allegedly causing Susie to fall into a alcoholic induced coma while Cheeks climbed Mount Sinai looking for a sign to ward off Siggas becoming victorious for the second night in a row. I am no God but if could shoot lighting bolts downward on to a tablet I would write stop fucking whining and Network, Network, Network!

Anyways tonight will be interesting as alliances may be formed to unite their viewership to screw out bolts from The Sigganation Machine. I really would love to see more competition tonight Kel, TT, Ecv, Brandierose, Surf, tit's, Marianna boobs something to make Siggers sweat although Mildly Amused will be dripping in it off her body as she will cast on Cam4 tonight and lure her fappers into creating accounts on Battlecam so prepare for a night of Siggasnation, trolls, and perverts.

ALKITRAZ???

Trolls looking for trouble watch out Alki guided by ManginaInc's Jtvnews has implemented a new feature on to Battlecam simply called jail.

Once banned off the main page and I'll assume by the alpha mods inside private channels trolls must huddle and a rotating cawk fight on the jail channel and annoy the shit out of each other until they receive a pardon from Warden Alki.

Random pics from cell Block Battlecawk:

Harry takes a dump and a racist named Tits. Thankfully Tits was taking out of the jail and sent to the electric chair by Warden of the channel atm Lily.


More on the trolls holding cell can be read at:

http://manginainc.blogspot.com/2010/07/jail-is-open.html

http://manginainc.blogspot.com/2010/07/letters-from-cell-block-bc.html

http://www.battlecam.com/jail

Holey Chronic Masturbation Batman Miss Iszy's back!

The once banned off jtv Miss Izsy account is now reinstated has Justintv finally hatched a new plot to keep bloggers hands away from their keyboards by having them busy else where?

Will Haskel catch a heart attack going another round to Izsy after he soiled his undies due to Brandie's return last night?

Only time will tell readers only time will tell.lol

Oh Shit /Emergency Brandie's Unbanned!!!

Tos off Justin tv a day before TT visited Kel in Vegas and now Brandie has returned unbanned two days later hmmm....

Oh Yeah Happy Ffin Birthday Kel!

All jokes and other things aside have a good one.lmao

Kel Cums In America!

Finally after months of cybersex via phone, possibly private channels, and skype the foul mouth jtv couple for one day only will not tie the knot in Vegas but Kel's mouth will allegedly be tied around TT's cock.




Although Brandie being banned off Justintv some my feel was a long time over due it seemed very coincidental it happened a day before TT's and Kel's visit in Vegas.

I am pretty sure if Brandie wasn't banned the most epic, drunktard rant filled cast in history would of took place and been the highlight of the night.

For anyone missing Brandie she cast yesterday on Battlecam but was trolled and poopped off maybe she'll find a home at blogtv.

Brandierose TOS! Ear It! Ear It!

Not sure what she has done now but Brandierose has been banned off Justin tv. I thought something would go haywire more so in Brandie's world once Kel landed in Vegas.lol

Update: On the possible reason Brandie was TOS in the screen shot.

Bewbs, Feet, Freak Oh My!

Justin Tv's latest bewbs, feet, freak on top of social.

Alki's Site Goes Battlecam4: Enter Hot Freak Candy!

The above picture was taking after she finish using the carrot on herself.

Candy returned updated stills

Beware Of The Power Of The Tuna!

As reported @ http://manginainc.blogspot.com/2010/06/chrome-twonas.html

Ryfourn and many other Battlecam male broadcasters have falling victim to Chrome Power and joining Chrometuna's army of the dreaded Mangina! Which has depleted Battlecam of viewers and ran off most female broadcasters.



Battlecam's and Justintv's own Cory is currently on the run and Alki David the exiled ruler of the mangina nation has gone into hiding in Greece plus staying very close to the lovely Jen with hopes of warding off the Chrome Power!




Hopefully I will have some real stories coming soon been rather busy of late

Take care all and have a great holiday.

I'm Fooked! My Goose Has Finally Been Cooked?

These pictures which gave me some incredible fapalicious nights has recently cause me a shit load of trouble on and off the internet. How was I to know owning a pic of Susie and these other gals would cause Alki David to become sexually dysfunctional while away with his lovely wife to be Jen? I heard Cortneye knows people but aligning herself with the beer chugging, pot chain smoking Brandierose and The Manginalistic Billionaire Alki David? Blimey hell who knew!