When Famearts Attacks!

Empty out the anal lube and get plugged into this jive talking, shit steering, Battlecam booty buccaneer Famearts, like dingle berries clinging onto the hairiest bottom this fooker be pulling your strings like those on a musical instrument yet his symphony played brings forth a pain onto your bottomless stretched rectum.  Beware of this weirdo Man Mama's ghetto lingo as it Ebonics speak will lure then grab hold of your insufferable cock and squeeze the bloody pecker until its dryer than Vikki's twat.

Nerdy Dancing Detox

Mpersenaire was quite the sight for sore eyes this weekend on yawnlive gyrating like a constipated squirrel on acid for all his special lady friends as they got their panties wet at his i'm too sexy to wear a shirt moves. He needs to cut that poop out and leave some mamas for me to holla at, i'll let you have whoredawg, i'll be fair. I need to start hitting up my barber and get my shit together like our buddy mpersenaire, i will have the bitches of vaughn eatting the poop out of my ass in no time!!  

The Man in The Shattered Mirror

Billpooper the bi polar imbecile has gone through the motions this week a few days ago he was demanding staff out of his room and splurging the bloody N word and calling people the dreaded 3 letter F word and now he can't get his multi colored nose out of the Vaughn's stink holes, Billpooper better be careful as he will have some competition from resident retard Macca who has mental images of a bullseye drawn between Marks and Mummy Scruffy's buttocks wishing for the love of Vaughn to lick that brown starfish first, not to worry Bill if Macca does beat you to the Vaughn's glory hole, your new best friend Turdseo will gladly bend his bottom over and allow you to suck that long dry turd out of his motel jumping backyard pie hole.