Macca no friend invites please!!!

Macca the emotional drunk trance dancing pussy is hurt can someone give him a hug please!lol

The "Secret" Smile Behind TicklishCutie

... is no longer a secret if this chop sheds any light based on her recent antics. It would seem she has a history, indeed. =P

TicklishCutie took her show on the road back in the day. Spies always told her Dad on her so she had to keep moving and switching up the tools of her trade. =D

Read here for the real story. When I checked in today, I think I heard a broadcaster read from chat or state that Ticklish was IP banned for her naughty behaviour last evening, fapping almost up close and personal for the "lucky" lads and ladies on Skype and BC. =P

She'll be back. They all come back. Except Egyptian Beauty (so far). =D

Creepy Cawk Sucka

Crossbow his bloody balls to the wall then place a digital rights order of protection on your skype before this manky muttface cock mauler hits it up and request to add you onto his ever fapping contact list. 

Jsmth possibly still under the influence of Meg Loves unsavory love juices alledgedly wants to and must have skypesex to empty his under flowing load from a unsuspecting lassies texting and voice messages.

 Ladies please beware of this rancid masturbating manipulating reptilian because once his fingers touches the keyboard this wet dreaming bloke is imagining he's finger fookin you!

More on the cod slappers skype whoring take a jump to the link below:

 http://chatwitch.blogspot.com/2012/05/skype-sex-and-single-girlguy.html?zx=10dd528d1863dd0a

Battlefap of the Day Kassette

Welcome to the long unwarranted return to Battlefap of the day! Applause please? No fook me? Well fook you to ya limey shite face sons of a munter!..... recomposing myself Hic..fart..ah hem...
Masturbaiters of the Puterverse behold a gem this delicate delicious delight a trollop who causes me cock to spontaneously combustion as my junk drops onto the ground like a bag of cement.

Kassette is a pleasant discovery of reinventing a naturaul cock stimulant with no need of a sexaul enhancer making me day dream of running bloody nude with her on a beach, where I eat the pootang and after the munching smashing organic tea time using her pantys as a dental floss.

Yum..yum..let daddy cum get sum of that smexiness oh these naughty thoughts created intrigue in me privates rising my junk out of its dorment state and unleashing my hiding Haskel straight out of its furry peep hole.

Vikki's Clit or Clips the size of Montana?

Vikki's got a gun...Because Bruce can't cum..so what is dad to doooo...since living with whore dog his life is screweeeed...he going to grab that bitches hair... and drag that worthless piece of shit down the stairsssss..

and take her out into the back ready to unload until mothman appears out of no where....he whacks Bubba upside the head and ride off into the sunset with Vikki with all cigs and beerssssssssss!

Vikki and Tommy run away...run away with a beer keg yea yea yea....

 Vikki and Tommy run away...run away with a beer keg yea yea yea.....

 

 

Arropiss

The Plunged Besieges Granny Panties

Battlecam's Plunged called on Vaughnlive Earthbeer is making his way to my latest Milf heart my dear dear Granny14 my eternal cock ring shines thinking of my beloved spawn of the stone age being giving the apologies she deserves from mister balls on fire, for too long my wrinkled love GrandMamaDrama has been plagued by the cursed  C word you bullies lock yo cocks and shut yo lips this scrumptious old bitty will seed my spawn and bring forth Ragnarok on you local shoutbox and cocklock antique stores!lulz

Jurassic Twat

In a time long...long..so fookin bloody long ago of forgotten days when Vikkizilla roamed and stomped plus chomped on 2 inch peens and molded spitrags into lethal clubs to bash a smashing whore dog upside the head as it roars loudly Tommylittleprickstone I love you! 

Phantoms of a voluptuous past ponder down its ancestral road as its kin folk mutated the bloodline in our age into Vikki whose throbs mines, Lurkers, Scuttles, Culvers, and her leading man Macgregor's privates into a milky pond were toads drown in jizz. 

My blessed precious love muffin Vikki maybe a chain smoking, shit talking, snotdespensing, armpit smelling whore dog piece of shit but she's our piece of shit and smexy beast.lulz

QuantumFap!

Cooking Cock With Mariana

Move over Paula Deen and Martha Stewart because Miss Mariana Lee has developed a food fetish no she is not shoving it up her oops umm... anyways she's whipping up a dish that will put more rocks inside your belly than a biblical time stoning. Straight from the comment section from Mr. Macgregors blog:

Moonboots Amazing Strength

Empowered by the makers of Budweiser Moonboots the magnificent embodied with the exploding power of a rice and bean fart amazes the eyes and tingles the twat because with well endowed dick pics he is granted great opportunities to bang yo hoes from Timbuktu to Mexico so take a jump and venture down to the vid and watch strength so amazing your eye lids will drip blood!

ROSEBUD!

Gary/Pig Pen the Dirty Fooker

Gary you dirty fooker who the fook paints in there under wear?  By golly Gary fess up and admit its jizz stains you bloody meat slapper!

Vikki & Susie Two Wild and Crazy Sistas

The two Titans of Battlecam have tossed aside the cigs, beers and are ready to rumble!  Susie queen of BC is in a war of words and trading burps..hics...and fuck you very much with Bc's resident whore dog Vikki these two living embodiments of gluttony duked it out with verbal jabs and has put a sad face on my ever bending boner :( 


Vikki is a un tameable beast and surely can whip up her special move called the fire crotch which will be a mighty struggle for Susie to extinguish with her infamous cunt spray as Vikki's fiery crotch has burnt a few bridges down her ever smokey lung polluted road.  Listen here you two raunchy mamma's relax the bitchdom and ease on down to my love shack for a ménage à trois I promise to be very rough. :)

Ticlishnightmare a wet dream for Paquet

Paquet ventures off the shoutbox and plants his big red bloody annoying umm font straight between umm Ticklishcutie's legs with hopes of getting Ticklishcooties on his lickerish nads as this birdbrain dead E whore barrles his fanny in PIP laying in wait to rattle his pecker to the grand canyon's of the whoratious Cow gal. 

Ticklish gave Paquet a show and he may of followed by giving his keyboard a golden shower but sadly I am thinking she toying with his blickest emotions as her cock in shinning armor is Gary/pig_pen.  Paquet don't fear and drown in sadness bro umm check out the vid below and get a few pointers from Gary on how to wrap those big old saggy boobs around your lips and make that bitch squirt dude.

Vikki are you Shitting me?

Justin TV made Anthony's number one stalker Brandierose a Alcoholic however vikki's bout with the bottle or beer can some have eluded is due to her very own reflection.  I refused to believe such utter nonsense from closet trolls I find Victoria is wholesome as a chronic masturbating smurf and she personifies beauty only a comatose, down syndrome, legal blind, mother could love. 

Vikki's travels have been few and far between but thankfully the light will once again shine on my love muffins enormous sweet fart...oops...heart I so suck writing :(

Thankfully due to a invention by Doctor Suzynn kockvodkabytch Vikki can roam free as a oiled covered seagull soaring in a hail storm venturing forth to the creamy pie filling waiting inside Macgragors home.

Mark Vaughn's Bitch Boy!

Hemorrhoid inspector Macca marches forth tickling dingle berries off Mark Vaughn's backyard pie hole forcing Tina Weezer to a early grave and extremely early resurrection as this barmpot positions himself to be the only living being nestled between Marks hairy bollocks.


 Spamming friend invites like a bloody fookin terrorist and jumping about in and out of rooms like a sleazy dollar smack whore shamelessly trying to advertise his cast of drunk dancing and paying his way into Marks heart Yves oops...Macca is one day going to be one of the sites repetitive big announcements....crew??...staff?...Yves chauffeur?? Miss Scruffy's tampon??? Seriously kissing, and shoving dollars up Marks ass is a pathway to enlightenment so please pass the kool-aid and suck Marks scrawny cock.