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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

FroggieB, Bostonchickie, Gamergirl Oh My!


Insidious cadavers animate your bones, twitch away the worms, and reach from below your prison of dirt and please pull, I under.  Today death was wished upon me, so before my demise.  I must reach into my fapfiles and share my twisted sisterious tales.  So lets rock on!



Fruitopia I cried, watching Bostonchickie work her way around a banana.  Bring on the fuzz because may nuts needed to be tasered.  Due to outlandish thoughts provoking my junk to grow, grow, and grow.  So long Glennsroom would surely seek slicing it off, just to replace the one already on his face.  Although her technique were lacking, with a little more practice she will one day suck it right. 
 


 Chickie this man below can teach you a thing or two.




FroggieB separating, getting a divorce, leaving her hubby for Mark?  I kid on Mark, his ability pulling in the deranged painting Pocahontas is slim to none. Plus Kitten5533 is like his personal human shield.  Rumor has it she cannibalized Macca.  However me on the other hand is hung like a raptor.  I got more balls and game than Lebron.  I am a Modern day Picasso ready and willing to wet up her canvas.  Someone pinch me, or bite my cock.  As my forbidding dreams are simply, that a dream.


Gamergirl, profile pic to casting video, appears to be two separate people.  However both would get my memo.  Gamergirl can we have lunch, talk, and then go into a hotel room and um...you know talk some more?   I'd smash her crack, like a Compton black.  I am not trying to pimp this ho, but letting her know, I got more games than Shawnio.  Seriously I have the PS4 on preorder. 



Simon Dingles

When I am bore expect a mess.lulz

Burst yo Bubbles


   Badder than a mofo, sicker than a time bomb, turn yo back and bend he'll stick you from behind.  The Motel hoping, wifi stealing, and Harly Davidson driving, LordTurdseo reaches inside his mental bag of poop and posed a question few weeks ago.  One I am pretty sure we all wanted to know.  Are JJustice our Triple chin debutant and Cromisworld having hot sweaty Skypesex in the city?

My expectation has not been met and my bubble was burst. 

Simon Dingles :(

Behold thy end, of Madamrita


MadamRita was Vaughnlive's perverted Santa Clause.  Begone are her bag of goodies, waiting to be shoved up some lucky anus or twat.   MadamRita's pasty pale, creepy disposition, and Pinocious nostril's was banned by MiscScruffy, a woman needing a tease, a poke, a very good shagging. 

MiscScruffy's Christian beliefs leaves her a bowl dryer than the Mojave Desert. The leakage caused underneath by Rita's taboo language may of lead into a path of adios, see you later alligator, bye bitch you are so Out of Here.  Seriously, 90% of the site should be banned.  Complaining about how dysfunctional, egomaniac, and unrealistic the Yawn's are is common, like playing Pattycake in a nursery.

Thoughts of waving a wand on her twat must of puzzled our beloved community managed hand of God.   MiscScruffy shouldn't be blamed for being a uptight cunt.  Madam imported cancer into her brain in the form of imperfect thoughts, and she must be cleansed, as we all.  MiscScruffy's fictional God, may not be ours, but he surely knows how to code..errm...a site. 
 

MadamRita will be missed, her fashion sense was fitting for Covergirl and Vogue.  She might creep me...oops some out however the eerie feelings we receive was compensated for a good old fappingtime. 

MadamRita's toys are destined for displayed at Fao Schwarz or in the sky as a float in the Macy's Day Parade.


Simon Dingles