Battlefap of the Day Kassette

Welcome to the long unwarranted return to Battlefap of the day! Applause please? No fook me? Well fook you to ya limey shite face sons of a munter!..... recomposing myself Hic..fart..ah hem...
Masturbaiters of the Puterverse behold a gem this delicate delicious delight a trollop who causes me cock to spontaneously combustion as my junk drops onto the ground like a bag of cement.

Kassette is a pleasant discovery of reinventing a naturaul cock stimulant with no need of a sexaul enhancer making me day dream of running bloody nude with her on a beach, where I eat the pootang and after the munching smashing organic tea time using her pantys as a dental floss.

Yum..yum..let daddy cum get sum of that smexiness oh these naughty thoughts created intrigue in me privates rising my junk out of its dorment state and unleashing my hiding Haskel straight out of its furry peep hole.

Vikki's Clit or Clips the size of Montana?

Vikki's got a gun...Because Bruce can't cum..so what is dad to doooo...since living with whore dog his life is screweeeed...he going to grab that bitches hair... and drag that worthless piece of shit down the stairsssss..

and take her out into the back ready to unload until mothman appears out of no where....he whacks Bubba upside the head and ride off into the sunset with Vikki with all cigs and beerssssssssss!

Vikki and Tommy run away...run away with a beer keg yea yea yea....

 Vikki and Tommy run away...run away with a beer keg yea yea yea.....

 

 

Arropiss

The Plunged Besieges Granny Panties

Battlecam's Plunged called on Vaughnlive Earthbeer is making his way to my latest Milf heart my dear dear Granny14 my eternal cock ring shines thinking of my beloved spawn of the stone age being giving the apologies she deserves from mister balls on fire, for too long my wrinkled love GrandMamaDrama has been plagued by the cursed  C word you bullies lock yo cocks and shut yo lips this scrumptious old bitty will seed my spawn and bring forth Ragnarok on you local shoutbox and cocklock antique stores!lulz

Jurassic Twat

In a time long...long..so fookin bloody long ago of forgotten days when Vikkizilla roamed and stomped plus chomped on 2 inch peens and molded spitrags into lethal clubs to bash a smashing whore dog upside the head as it roars loudly Tommylittleprickstone I love you! 

Phantoms of a voluptuous past ponder down its ancestral road as its kin folk mutated the bloodline in our age into Vikki whose throbs mines, Lurkers, Scuttles, Culvers, and her leading man Macgregor's privates into a milky pond were toads drown in jizz. 

My blessed precious love muffin Vikki maybe a chain smoking, shit talking, snotdespensing, armpit smelling whore dog piece of shit but she's our piece of shit and smexy beast.lulz

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