A Bio is worth a million dollars as my beloved hungry...hungry hipstress doesn't take no BS when it comes to the damsels of the interwebs socializing in her room, no bio you're out BAM BAM BOOM, how she makes my loins flutter with excitement and ooze like a the Exxon Valdez when she jigglez her bam bams.
Super-size me up and place my into the tender touches of her warmth and jiggly arms while using mines to shove CrOm aside giving her just a little taste of my world.
Oh please baby I am so fooking ready!
OH shit I am sosad :(