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Saturday, August 21, 2010

Alki $1M Battlecam Challenge


Can Alki David’s Battlecam.com $1m challenge help the site find internet success like Howard Stern and Jerry Springer did on radio and television by pushing the envelope by exploiting camwhores, drunks, drug addicts, testing humanities morals, and standards for their 15 minutes of fame plus the greed and need for money?

The last few months the site contests have been utter fails from on the fly rule and time changes, server crashes, alleged yet probability of voter fraud, and the same rotating 15 to 20 fucktards who behave like infants when Alki attempts to reach out to other casters with big followings. Siggers and Ishatonu were defiantly marks by the way but I will refrain from keeping the needle on the broken record.

Alki’s new challenge is doing what the other challenges failed miserably at which is networking the site to a broader audience although if I was advising Alki I would of proposed holding off his announcement until middle or late September when the radio and TV personalities like Howard Stern, Keith Olbermann, Bill O’Reily, Imus and etc… started returning to work full time from their hiatus plus advised him to have waited raising the price until late October/early November to reel in the holiday tweakers umm… streakers. So far Alki’s has reaped the reward of free publicity as he and Battlecam.com has been mention on a variety news programs from net, print, and even television this past week.

Some of you may think it’s an impossible goal for average Joes like Susie, Moonboots, Ryfourn, and Siggasinfestation to streak nude in front of Prez Obama which is very true even deep down I'd bet Alki himself may find it impossible as well however with Wall Street on the edge of crumbling, Kings of Industries turning into paupers with the economy plummeting whose not to say a business tycoon with pulls to wine and dine at a presidential event won’t dare to do the unthinkable and tear off their Armani suit and streak nude in front of President Obama yelling with it written on their body Battlecam.com and get his/her hands on the bars at a Federal pen oops… I meant to say on the one million dollars or what’s left of it after the legal fees, fines, and jail stint if they are lucky enough to survive and only receive a flesh wound from the Secret Service.