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Saturday, August 21, 2010

Alki $1M Battlecam Challenge


Can Alki David’s Battlecam.com $1m challenge help the site find internet success like Howard Stern and Jerry Springer did on radio and television by pushing the envelope by exploiting camwhores, drunks, drug addicts, testing humanities morals, and standards for their 15 minutes of fame plus the greed and need for money?

The last few months the site contests have been utter fails from on the fly rule and time changes, server crashes, alleged yet probability of voter fraud, and the same rotating 15 to 20 fucktards who behave like infants when Alki attempts to reach out to other casters with big followings. Siggers and Ishatonu were defiantly marks by the way but I will refrain from keeping the needle on the broken record.

Alki’s new challenge is doing what the other challenges failed miserably at which is networking the site to a broader audience although if I was advising Alki I would of proposed holding off his announcement until middle or late September when the radio and TV personalities like Howard Stern, Keith Olbermann, Bill O’Reily, Imus and etc… started returning to work full time from their hiatus plus advised him to have waited raising the price until late October/early November to reel in the holiday tweakers umm… streakers. So far Alki’s has reaped the reward of free publicity as he and Battlecam.com has been mention on a variety news programs from net, print, and even television this past week.

Some of you may think it’s an impossible goal for average Joes like Susie, Moonboots, Ryfourn, and Siggasinfestation to streak nude in front of Prez Obama which is very true even deep down I'd bet Alki himself may find it impossible as well however with Wall Street on the edge of crumbling, Kings of Industries turning into paupers with the economy plummeting whose not to say a business tycoon with pulls to wine and dine at a presidential event won’t dare to do the unthinkable and tear off their Armani suit and streak nude in front of President Obama yelling with it written on their body Battlecam.com and get his/her hands on the bars at a Federal pen oops… I meant to say on the one million dollars or what’s left of it after the legal fees, fines, and jail stint if they are lucky enough to survive and only receive a flesh wound from the Secret Service.

5 comments:

  1. Geez. I've missed your yappy posts.♥
    What I wanna know is if Alki will still pay "the winner" if Battlecam is misspelled on their chest or mispronounced LOL or if they only get 3 shouted "Battlecam dot com!!!"s before they're gagged. =P
    What exactly is the "free publicity" getting Alki? I've been watching BC pretty regularly (thanks to YOU, Mr. Annoying) and note that newcomers are not especially welcomed, depending on who's on when they hit the broadcast button and/or what their "talent" is and/or what site they're from (ie JTV, BlogTV, Youtube). If nothing else (watching kids and adults alike act like retards, while this retard watches), I still view the site as a social experiment as to what human beings will do for money and a billionaire's attention or perceived fame. I'm looking forward to "BattleCam.com ~ the Movie", though. =D

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  2. What exactly is the "free publicity" getting Alki?

    So far not much for Battlecam since site viewership seems about the same but too early to judge.lol

    Hopefully he'll be booked on the Howard Stern type shows soon so he can reach out to the demographic suited for the site which should help the viewership rise considerably or you would think it would.lol

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  3. "blah blah ... reach out to the demographic suited for the site ... blah" =P
    Relative newcomer and the filthy mouthed clown of blogtv's glennsroom has been (not verbatim) "on the Stern show 20 odd times" so I don't know why Alki can't get himself on once. =P
    He could send invites specifically to the cam4 et al crowd, suggesting they show off any other "talents" (besides getting nekid) for Alki-dollahs and get the BC Mods censor smilie coverup tools to use in the event that something pink and/or hard popped up/out.

    Speaking of clowns did you know our old buddy Ted was blogtv'ing again as Fatfinger? He should try out his schtick at BC and see how long he lasts before the poop (his or their's) hits the fan.

    Have a great week, Mr. Annoying ;)

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  4. Have a great week as well.lol

    Ted would sue everyone on Battlecam if he got pooped off.lol

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  5. LMFAO Oh ya I forgot that bit = Ted's infamous lawsuits. Alki might frown upon that sort of thing, fake or otherwise. =P

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