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Friday, April 29, 2011

Royal Flush TiTs over Slaz!



William and Kate who?


Damn it Lurkersanom you snitch!!!

Sorry Dave old chap Kel saw the bulge in my pants and just couldn't resist mate :)





LurkersAnonymous said...

i forgot dave and kel were on a budget so commemorative plates are out i guess lol

Monday, April 25, 2011

Kel in Search of Cawk


Where is TiTs! Downsyndrome minds want to know as the annoying Kelbert and her li'l stinker Davebert head from under the umbrella of the Queen to embark on a mission of great interweb importants. Searching Walmarts across the American landscape this duo against Noah's wishes exits the Ark in hopes of locating jtv's forgotten messiah Anthony will the potty mouth prankster be found greeting costumers or with his mouth full of some yummy Jello pudding pops ;)

Davebert Verse.69: may Ant be praised

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

People of the Computer Store: Angry Brandierose


More has cum in about the alledged eviction of Anthony and the possibility that jtv's resident prankster TT is not mopping the bathrooms at walmart but is a greaser/greeter at sugarwallsmart where he welcomes you at the door with a fleshlight and numerous cum, cock jokes, and fapulous pics of jelloshots4all who may seem stiff but i've heard she gets Ant very stiff in his pants.

The pic above shows that the computer store went downhill due to a infestation of kels may Brandierose save us all in the very first installment of People of the Computer Store!

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Fuck Roco?


Who relegated black on black crime to the streets when on the interwebs Sergeo is trying to move in on Roco's territory by becoming Jtv's top black long legged mack daddy a feet Anthony attempted on his prank channel until his project pass was pulled with the wave of a flag.

Going from free the recently banned Christian Harvey to screaming fuck Roco while his lovely wife Coppergirl was in his channel Sergeo the self elected un official assmin of jtv must of been tripping off some bad whacked out tobacco because no one fucks Roco but Coppergirl and pretty women feet.

New job oppurtunity Anthony


Fook where's Waldo the potty mouth piss freezing 40 year old prank caller may of been evicted but where he working at? I've heard stories he is employed at Walmart, Bestbuy, and even flipping burgers at McDonalds.

I have my own theory that home boy be pimpin them hoes. From whales, cadaver looking bitch, chicken heads, to old bitch connected with the feds Ants Jim Jones kool aid dripping cock was being suck dry five days a week when he broadcast to the Computer store cult.

Those tricks made Anthonys head so big poor boy was stroking it instead of fixing the fooking pcs which led to his possible closure. I can't hate on TT because bros over hoes get them bitches to work and make that money dog!

I'll drop you a grand on Birdbrains make it happen brah.lol

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Battlecocked n Loaded


Excuse Alki as he whips it out and pisses on Chrometina by issuing a two year ip ban from the floundering mismanaged, mismodded, missed opportunity social sausagefest Battlecam. Pulling his trousers off his bottoms ole chap Alki is taking a dump and sending various trolls...oops users up the interwebs shit creek. Take it up the ass Chrometina! Alki doesnt want your kind there...right?..or...wrong?

It's hard for me to think of Alki David as a homophobe when a couple of months ago he deep throated a very enormous plastic cock live on justintv plus encouraged manginas, muscle builders aka the misc brah to cam up and flex which may of caused David to have a very eccentric billionqueer boner.

Bloody hell look what happen to show boobs all the tits, hoes, and sluts went MIA while under Alki's watch it was fooking raining manginas, a dude showing bare ass then shitting up his bathroom floor and Jimmy becoming the human urinal by taking a 300 dollar golden shower on his chest from his male bud are you fucking kidding me Chrome? Alki shits pink, pisses rainbows, and I bet you he idolizes Judy Garland so can you two homos kiss and make up?lmao

Nopower to the Rescue?



Mothman aka mothball, smoketard, and nopower well for awhile it was morehpower until his 24/7 lovefest recording while fapping to the antics of Smokethis and well know father figure Tedsabear caused him to go in the dark.

I recall when his power went out he was sitting in the dark yet had 3 pc's running while broadcasting on jtv asking for help to pay the power company by donating to his chipin one of two chipin's embeded on the channel. Other chipin was for a fooking hd to store Smokethis videos.lol

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Nooo Glasses Bitches!!!!!



The truly hot sexiest middle aged lady who cane shake her cane my way Debi aka Amazing Pets, Mother Nature, plus the MILTF is back live in direct on Blogtv.

Justintv's and Battlecams lost this great starlet due to jealous bitches, trolls, and Howard Stearn's hair growth formula.

Debi needs no stinking glasses because she is incredible hot with or without and is truly Amazing.

Only for my love towards Amazing Pets New York Bitches!!!!!


Update Amazingpet's has just mention that she will put her glasses on ebay tomorrow.

Watch out Alki David because after the networks are done with your money bags Debi who will surely make a fortune off her famous sunglasses will one day buy you lunch sir: )

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Anthony Eviction Leads to New Job


Evicted, broke, and allegedly not returning pc's to their owners Ants has found his new occupation Walmart was calling frozen feces 4 all.

Btw the biggest joke may lead to the biggest truth.lmmfao

Also Daveslaz fook you for blocking me on twitter ya fookin cunt! :)

Urpapi69 Lives Ya'll!!!





Fook JustinTv admins for banning the sites most famous personality next to Kel, show feet, and boobs Urpapi69 lives ya'll live and direct on youtube

Cha cha cha!

Bam bam bam!

Or as Urpapi69 use to do watching QueenBea.

Fap fap fap!

Monday, April 4, 2011

Kel and TiTs Sex pics!!!


April Fools or April Lube is TiT pranking me or did he took it up his bottoms by really getting kicked out of his church of the idiotic insane????

Not sure if this is a legit recording but since it was posted inside my comment section on last post I reviewed it and had to say I laugh my ass off.

Plus thank to super sleuth and fellow blogger Mr. X, Kelly and TiT's sex picture was extracted from the bottom of dried up vomit on a highway in Las Vegas.