Kel's Bedside Manners Webisode #1

I don't know about the rest of you but I do miss my Kelly the strain of not blogging about her has left my poor little blogging heart in sort of a rut. My Kelly needs to return broadcasting on the airwaves and prove to all us simians she is the undisputed and number one dumbslut on any broadcasting social site.

Fook Viagra!!!

Fap to your hearts delight and who said there wasnt a Santa ;)

Who's Pinning Who?

I got Pins!

VS.

I Got Skype!



Real Fookin Talk!

Bah Bumbug

Taking a brief break

Moonboots Wood!

Last night Moonboots shared story about public masturbation on Justin Tv giving a new meaning to knock on wood. The beer slamming dick pic plastered Picasso Moon didn't get enough jizz off on Betty's lovely hair piece or a wig collection that would make EastcoastVegas die for, Moonboots wettest night was banging his cock on a wooden plank in his former place of employment.

Spots dog house may really have a spot and it might be Moon's jizz.

Macgregor Lied!!!

Mr. Macgregor really left blogging for a bit so that he could stick his wet willy inside the voluptuous Vikki enormous pie hole...Real Talk!

To the haters out there Vikki is a star proof is in her heritage.

Can someone Help Vikki?

One hour worth of empty booze cans in the garbage.


Seriously can someone help my darling Vikki take out her trash?????

Vikki's Holiday Special

Troll Tracker who has yet to make me roadkill has produce some fabulous holiday specials with the delightful handful Vikki.

Great Balls of Fire

Self mutilation/humiliation from the man who introduced Battlecam to Egyptian Beauty: Half baked dimwit Honkey_BRAH/Ninja_Please/Plunged_Da_Man nailed his balls down to table then soaked them crusty scrawny balls with lighter fluid so our holidays could be complete with nuts roasting over a open fire.

I guess Alki's interview with Janice Dickinson gave Plunged the motivation to recreate the feeling of being burnt by a STD as her plastic doll body has passed around the Hollywood scene numerous times making her inner crust the number one cause of fire in Beverly Hills. Whole fire companies perished from the ooze leaking out her vagina which is the living embodiment of Hades.

Barbie dolls have less plastic then the former American Top Model/Bitch judge who was put out to pasture by the incredible enormous forehead of Tyra Banks, who i bet gave a flying head butt to Dickinson causing her business sense to be so befuddled that she appeared on Battlecam.

"Fook Janice in the ass!" The Situation didn't show up to be interviewed the Jersey Shore implant penis wished not to tarnish his 5 minutes of fame by rubbing shoulders with Davelive, Vikki, Croftman or sit on the couch Bourbon drinker rubbed one out on when Alki's back was turned, shame on him. Janice lips appear to be a life raft stapled upon her face giving her strong cock sucking pucker a vote to float a legally blind man's boat.

Reality Scarred

The apple fail out of StarrStruck7's poop hole in mutated into Sunshine_Meg who needs chipin money for cigs, beers, and her sanity she is a cross between Vikki and Brandierose this chicks flesh looks poisonous as plutonium last week her poor delusional mom took dear Meg to the Hospital for mental evaluation but the quacks looking at her fookin burnt arms and derange personality dimmed her sane and let the two loony tooned coo coo's walk straight out of the fookin doors to plague society with delusions of lies, reality shows, and empty packs of cigs plus bottles of alcohol.


Meg took a poke into the eye at Vaughntv's and Justintv's Jsmth2929 saying he was once her boyfriend and alleged the salty nuts tasting cunt held her down and forcefully cut off her hair and put out lit cigarettes on her arms in a fit of rage however just a few days ago her reality star want to be moms took her to see the quacks because she alleged Meg was inflicting harm onto herself and mommy being Michael Jackson's age you cannot Beat what's she was saying.


Meg turns on you like a violent tornado wrecking a path of emotional and dysfunctional cuntstruction. Speaking of cunts Killersnake1 and Hood69 were licking her twat like two love sick enabling neutered puppies sucking on her contaminated poop hole with mighty jizzed covered lips.

Chipin chipin chipin! She wants viewers inside her room to to reach inside their pockets to help find cure for sons illness sadly even if true I would not donate a single cent because I am pretty sure it will end up in the hands of some unsavory fellow.



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