Exclusive breaking interweb news. Jtv's Famous Ya'll Urpapi69 is getting married to sister of follow jtv broadcaster James Dolezal. Recently Luis was threatened with a one way trip back to Mexico. Where he grew up inside a cave located in Tijuana.
Needing a quick bride Urpapi was able to sale his shirts to a local car wash. Where he obtained 50 American dollars from 600 shirts. The car washed later use them to clean off bird droppings and other foul smelly things found on costumers vehicles. It was allegedly a big sale for James once his sister was sold. Sadly for Papi69 the transaction was nonrefundable.
The wedding will take place July in Vegas. Performing the ceremony will be Father Jake and Papi's best man will be well known Dj and Monster spokesmen Surfrat.
Even though James Dolezal's prank calls puts me to sleep while Urpapi's make me want to shove a shotgun barrel down my throat. I would like to wish them and their families the very best.
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