Due too pain causing brief stiffness to his hands. The Justintv video gamer V also known as Cactus Fap err.. Tack has purchased an item that will free up his hands. Improving his odds to perform the duty of freeing the Mushroom Kingdom from Bowser's tyranny in Super Mario Galaxy 2.
Lucking up on a rare and exclusive purchase from the Japanese store called Japabation. V was able to obtain a custom blow up Princess Peach doll. It may not be a video game babe or a Chatroulette whore but it's believed to be satisfying and getting the job done. Also V lucked up and got the special offered Yoshi fleshlight. Which gobbles up more then just mere turtle shells.
Unhappy about V's luck on buying his true love. Long time Mario Bros nemesis Bowser. Was extremely angered to learn V bought the final Peach in stock. maybe next time Browser.
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