Kel's Bedside Manners Webisode #1

I don't know about the rest of you but I do miss my Kelly the strain of not blogging about her has left my poor little blogging heart in sort of a rut. My Kelly needs to return broadcasting on the airwaves and prove to all us simians she is the undisputed and number one dumbslut on any broadcasting social site.

Fook Viagra!!!

Fap to your hearts delight and who said there wasnt a Santa ;)

Who's Pinning Who?

I got Pins!

VS.

I Got Skype!



Real Fookin Talk!

Bah Bumbug

Taking a brief break

Moonboots Wood!

Last night Moonboots shared story about public masturbation on Justin Tv giving a new meaning to knock on wood. The beer slamming dick pic plastered Picasso Moon didn't get enough jizz off on Betty's lovely hair piece or a wig collection that would make EastcoastVegas die for, Moonboots wettest night was banging his cock on a wooden plank in his former place of employment.

Spots dog house may really have a spot and it might be Moon's jizz.

Macgregor Lied!!!

Mr. Macgregor really left blogging for a bit so that he could stick his wet willy inside the voluptuous Vikki enormous pie hole...Real Talk!

To the haters out there Vikki is a star proof is in her heritage.

Can someone Help Vikki?

One hour worth of empty booze cans in the garbage.


Seriously can someone help my darling Vikki take out her trash?????

Vikki's Holiday Special

Troll Tracker who has yet to make me roadkill has produce some fabulous holiday specials with the delightful handful Vikki.

Great Balls of Fire

Self mutilation/humiliation from the man who introduced Battlecam to Egyptian Beauty: Half baked dimwit Honkey_BRAH/Ninja_Please/Plunged_Da_Man nailed his balls down to table then soaked them crusty scrawny balls with lighter fluid so our holidays could be complete with nuts roasting over a open fire.

I guess Alki's interview with Janice Dickinson gave Plunged the motivation to recreate the feeling of being burnt by a STD as her plastic doll body has passed around the Hollywood scene numerous times making her inner crust the number one cause of fire in Beverly Hills. Whole fire companies perished from the ooze leaking out her vagina which is the living embodiment of Hades.

Barbie dolls have less plastic then the former American Top Model/Bitch judge who was put out to pasture by the incredible enormous forehead of Tyra Banks, who i bet gave a flying head butt to Dickinson causing her business sense to be so befuddled that she appeared on Battlecam.

"Fook Janice in the ass!" The Situation didn't show up to be interviewed the Jersey Shore implant penis wished not to tarnish his 5 minutes of fame by rubbing shoulders with Davelive, Vikki, Croftman or sit on the couch Bourbon drinker rubbed one out on when Alki's back was turned, shame on him. Janice lips appear to be a life raft stapled upon her face giving her strong cock sucking pucker a vote to float a legally blind man's boat.

Reality Scarred

The apple fail out of StarrStruck7's poop hole in mutated into Sunshine_Meg who needs chipin money for cigs, beers, and her sanity she is a cross between Vikki and Brandierose this chicks flesh looks poisonous as plutonium last week her poor delusional mom took dear Meg to the Hospital for mental evaluation but the quacks looking at her fookin burnt arms and derange personality dimmed her sane and let the two loony tooned coo coo's walk straight out of the fookin doors to plague society with delusions of lies, reality shows, and empty packs of cigs plus bottles of alcohol.


Meg took a poke into the eye at Vaughntv's and Justintv's Jsmth2929 saying he was once her boyfriend and alleged the salty nuts tasting cunt held her down and forcefully cut off her hair and put out lit cigarettes on her arms in a fit of rage however just a few days ago her reality star want to be moms took her to see the quacks because she alleged Meg was inflicting harm onto herself and mommy being Michael Jackson's age you cannot Beat what's she was saying.


Meg turns on you like a violent tornado wrecking a path of emotional and dysfunctional cuntstruction. Speaking of cunts Killersnake1 and Hood69 were licking her twat like two love sick enabling neutered puppies sucking on her contaminated poop hole with mighty jizzed covered lips.

Chipin chipin chipin! She wants viewers inside her room to to reach inside their pockets to help find cure for sons illness sadly even if true I would not donate a single cent because I am pretty sure it will end up in the hands of some unsavory fellow.



Watch live video from starrstruck7 on Justin.tv

Go 9 to 10 minutes in.

Vaughn's Pee Wee

Throw away your dirty dildos and flesh lights because the only toy worth owning this holiday season is truly a stocking stuffer for just a mere few hundred vcoins or if you meet me in a undisclosed location with Retards panties and bra you can have your very own Vaughn's Pee Wee!

Vaughn's Pee Wee will shock and amaze you as the little pecker that couldn't will beat up and get blown down by knocking you lucky gal's and guys right out of your undies for the holiday season.


Are you banned and unwelcome to participate in Vaughnlivetv due to being under the age of 50 The Golliwog420 is the perfect gift to sit down and hug as you read the going on's in the Haskel shitbox. The Golliwog420 has authentic yeti sayings like jajaja, smexy, and Bunnydoidoi please love me long time this gift is suitable for even worn out old drunken whore dogs.

Even Macgregor and Jess road off into the sunset with their shared Golliwog420.

Those toys don't jolly your junk wiggle your one eyed monster and little man on the boat to this special video because this toy will help usher in the end to civilization as we know it!

Egyptian Curse Pisses on BC viewers

The great pyramids curse has finally reared its ugly head in the form of miss_egyptbeauty on Battlecam.

Roco 60th Burp Day!

JFK may of got popped on the grassy knoll but today

we celebrate the day the Roc fail to earth

Happy 60th you old pig eyed fooker:)

special thanks to the lad Daveslaz for the video dedication to our favorite foot man.


My special blast from the past:

Spookygrl singing debut Review???

I wish Spookygrl stop shoving fookin food down her bloody throat and bend over so that Mikes Guitar can be shoved straight up her bloody rim as her singing and guitar playing debute raped my fooking bloody ears!

Tommy found true love or is the alcohol

Stripper from Detroit taking a back seat this week as the pint sized master troll is in fookin love for the 100th time smashing laptops with his peen going out in the cool nightly air just to her the voice that sexually stimulates his brain function causing his nads to imploded his blueish balls as he under the privacy of the the moon lit night causes him to howl in pleasure as he fumble and bumbles inside his trousers wiggling around his tiny junk.

Ryderbaks scuttlenutts!

A wee bit lost are yer?

The pickle fiddler laddie Ryderback let it all hang on Boozercam as his balls drooped and tantalize the pooping masses hard ons as they stroke it and their unkempt beards while ogling eyes stare at Ryders sagging, saggy, and sad nut clackers.

Mothballs Vs. Pig_Piss

Pig_Piss after being judge by the great Mark Vaughn as being too young for Vaughnlive TV home for the most boorishness elderly casters on the fooking face of the net has hogwashed ashore on Alki Davids anal lube slide Battlecam trying to cum in between mothball and his spit rag of a whoredawg Vikki.


Piss_Pen armed with his jar of oozing hillbilly booze attempted to use it as a mating call to lure Vikki into his kung fu John Cena grip but unknown to him whoredoggy gave up the booze and is only drinking 30 beers a day as she marches forth to sobriety.


Pig_Piss was still rather pissier then usual as he still tried to golden shower his way into Vikki's Laundry basket of a snatch under the unwatchful eyes of Moth however once the tiniest prick in the bunch Tommy came off his Detroit stripper fap of the day ran the Plutoish Piss_for_president off as he shoved his cock inbetween his legs and gallivanted his arse over to main where he ended up being flushed rather quickly as he was shat out by the retarded masses.

Well blow Moth down may be a dream held by the wickedest of hearts Vikki but Mothballs had meant it in the most destructive manner. No one gets between Tommy and his whore dog!

Tina Weezer knows how to throw a Party

Halloween aftermath party took place and the haunted house of Tina Weezer the reincarnation of broken nightmares and howling spirit of Vaughnlive tv.

Tina even made a rare appearance on cam spooking out the whole crowd and causing one of the guest penis to fall off



Thanks goes out to Lurkers Anonymous for venturing into the paranormal world.

In Tina's basement I conducted a rare interview with the KelVira But ended it after my first question was answered:

FookinAnnoying: "(Kel what is the benefit in being a vampire?)"



Kel: "(Listen here bitch! Using a straw down on my clit when its that time of the month!")

she answered the most innocent question be giving the most idiotic answer only a dumbslut can make :0

Fable or Failure

Last week word came thru the grapevine that Vikki's imaginary land lover Tommy has fallen into the clutches of The evil stripper from Detroit whose pole dancing skills will take a try on his 2 inch peen.

Why must poor Vikki endure another day sitting alone drinking 30 beers a day, eying a pile of dirty clothes inside the laundry basket, flicking cigs at the computer screen, and and cleaning the house of broken mirror glass.

Battlecum Gets more Gay Gay Gay!!

Muscle Builders rejoice Travis Craig got a bone to slip inside your bare bottoms.

http://www.battlecam.com/channel69

Maybe this will get Haskel interested in Battlecam ;)

Rumor has it that Travis is really well known drag queen Ross aka Ordinary Hero.