Throw away your dirty dildos and flesh lights because the only toy worth owning this holiday season is truly a stocking stuffer for just a mere few hundred vcoins or if you meet me in a undisclosed location with Retards panties and bra you can have your very own Vaughn's Pee Wee!Vaughn's Pee Wee will shock and amaze you as the little pecker that couldn't will beat up and get blown down by knocking you lucky gal's and guys right out of your undies for the holiday season.
Are you banned and unwelcome to participate in Vaughnlivetv due to being under the age of 50 The Golliwog420 is the perfect gift to sit down and hug as you read the going on's in the Haskel shitbox. The Golliwog420 has authentic yeti sayings like jajaja, smexy, and Bunnydoidoi please love me long time this gift is suitable for even worn out old drunken whore dogs.
Even Macgregor and Jess road off into the sunset with their shared Golliwog420.
Those toys don't jolly your junk wiggle your one eyed monster and little man on the boat to this special video because this toy will help usher in the end to civilization as we know it!
Omg I love how you put the voice to Gary the wrestler.
ReplyDeleteFuck macfaggot and that skank ho jess. I hope they both die soon.
ReplyDeleteHa,ha,ha...Every one a diamond. You even got the terminology right with Vikki. That is so HER. As for Pig piss, now that's perfection,,,right down to the pickle jar.
ReplyDeletelmao those are some awesome toys, mr. annoying <3
ReplyDeletedo we place our orders in the comments section? i want a haskelwogg please and a vaughn peewee doll but only if it jizzes on the back of theatre seats. =P
@Lurkers sorry The Golliwog420 may have made it off the land of Misfit Toys but there is no escaping my darling Vikki's laundry basket so don't expect Santa to put it under your Xmas skirt this holiday :)
ReplyDeleteJESS IS A CUNT
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