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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Where was Mojo?




The Great and Powerful Oz found his way back to Kansas on a hot air balloon and with the same gust of hot air Mojo has returned to Vaughn live over this past weekend before remnants of Isaac hits the shores of his city, not Isaac from The Love Boat a fictional bartender that haunts Mojo in his deepest sleep but the Hurricane, the dick jokey/shock cock took a break from his morning radio show to implant his immense penis on the site that is growing with casters yet tanking in actual views.



Mojo explained his monthly absence was due to a blooming radio show career where he broadcasts for 4 hours a day and gets paid, a business he invested in with his brother, and finding the impossible by getting a new love interest that gives meaning to his Viagra prescriptions.  

Mojo’s return and way more his absence screams bull shit but welcome back and may the revolution of ego's, cocks, and who's banning who rears its fantastic head again because the drama on VL gives me plenty of laughs.

Monday, August 20, 2012

Return to VaughnDead!



How they slowly forgot the great banning purge, Miss Scruffy's meddling, the community that was treated like Acolytes or a cult lighting a path inside tunnel with never ending darkness, a path lit with insecurity, and a shroud of confusing as Mark and mummy ran the site like a communist country where being outspoken made you very expendable even to the deterrence of the sites growth.




We Built This City and now its crumbling to the ground as a few which I am pretty sure is a under exaggeration are rethinking the stance and slowly returning to VL The Pottymouth Prankster, James Dolezal, and Radio mac have been spotted on the site last few days and more who ranted on Justin tv like it was some stage for a holywar against Vaughntv politics are slowly rising out of their sofa's and I am guessing to reclaim the last grasp of breath of the dying social casting scene. 

Mark proclaimed a few months ago that he has learned the errors of his and staff/crew dastardly ways however the short leash took bit of a snag as the Puma and Oppie online/offline drama had Mark and Mummy knee deep in that pile of poop squatted out the asses of the two as Scruffy made a whole hour special on how Oppie's bad, Puma's good, and how Oppie can no longer be a member of the Community!





Finally my controversal thought from a so called evil Blogger compared to Justin Tv and Battlecam, Vaughn Live tv is the lesser of the three evils!

Thanks to my new love muffin Angela smexy <3>




Friday, August 17, 2012

The love games



Please let me introduce you to Mr Jsmths golden women of the Internet

Ticklishcutie,Megloves,Angela136 and Naynay_az

Jsmth is a true role model to all us males on the inter web's, also being the envy of many snagging up all theses beauties for himself, but before we all give up hope and drag our sorry asses back to cam4,he has decided he only has room in his heart for one fair maiden, so there is hope for us yet. Jsmth has decided to have a talent contest to choose which female he will share his me love you long time skype loving with. So as jsmth sits back and relaxes let the games commence 


First up we have Ticklishcutie showing off her smexy dance moves, they should come in handy for those long lonely nights on skype jsmth, a clear favourite already......


 Next we have naynay_az probably best looking of the bunch giving jsmth a sultry stare down or is she wondering what the hell he is going to be doing with those empty beer bottles....


Then the ever so talented Angela136 showing that she would literally bend over backwards to please this hot Internet stud muffin...


And our final contestant is the ever lovely Megloves now this one looks like a really classy chick
 with big guns to match....

Who will jsmth choose, he has a very tough decision on his hands, jsmth is one hell of a guy eh?

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Haskel420 in KingBong420



While chronically masturbating behind a bush located across the street of Chinese restaurant mild minored blogger Haskel420 is bitten from behind by radioactive hobo and mutates into the monstrous King Bong420!

chapter one: Jajajaja

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Yawnlives 1yr Assiversary



The 1st birthday of yawnlive hit interwebs with a bang today as all the resident retards of yawn and their ring leader Mark had one big happy family day out at the circus, momma Scruffy was handing out balloons with every cup of koolaid, Macca as usual was following Mark around with his tongue bashing his knees trying to get closer to the holy grail which is Marks inner poop hole, other casters such as Bobo Bill Taint Stains were seen bickering on who gets to whack off themselves tonight while Mojo made a surprise visit only to step into the poop that the not so golden goose Yves was dropping everywhere he could and the final act of the night was everybodys favourite sex advice caster granny14 who was spotted doing her best to protect her chickens from the ravenous whore dog who has desires not to devour her prey but place Tommychicks balls inside her tooth decaying mouth and crab infested twat. Happy Birthday Mark may we please have another year of drama, personal bans, and Frank Taylor cast.