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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Cortney I Derp You



 To be continued um I think?

18 comments:

  1. hahaaha!!!!! Fuckin hilarious! Cortney talks just like that.

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  2. Long overdue. Her greatest handicap is her personality. If I'm around where she is, I leave or ignor. Unless you're in her band of hooligans, you're in for some real gutter mouth.

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  3. She always was a nasty ass bitch. Whackjob, why do you think her own Mother doesn't allow her to live with her? Where are all of her long-term friends? Oh yea, that's right, she turned on them after they gave her loads of gifts on Amazon.

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  4. From what I hear, her "long-term friends" were too much drama, and nothing but alcoholics who ran their mouth's about every person possible on the internet because they thought they were the shit. Amazon gifts should not overpower the fuck ups that her long-term friends had done. That's like saying someone can do something so fucked up to you, and then give you a gift, then do something fucked up to you again. And then the gift giver calls you ungrateful. It doesn't work that way. I knew her long-term friends. Don't want to know them any longer. I saw the things they did in her channel when she casted. One real drunk loser kept ranting about how hes the shit and how nobody has anything on him. He's a real loser if you ask me.

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  5. Hey Hey Hey now!!! I'm a drinker, not a drunk. Besides, can a drinking Irishman really be considered a drunk? I think not my friends. :)

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  6. You could be considered a drunk considering the fact that theres always a beer in your hand that might as well be glued there, and you drink yourself stupid and get mouthy with your own friends who don't deserve it.

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  7. BooHooHoooHOOO! Cry me a river. I got a family-size box of Kleenex for those bug eyes. And I only get 'mouthy' with pompous-assed bitches half my age that don't know a steaming hot shit from a cold frozen Pudding Pop. *Cheers!*

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  8. Not true, you get mouthy with most people your age or even older. So hows that apartment life working out for ya? still spending holidays and anniversary's at home? :)are you fired yet from your so called great job that you dont take seriously? Don't worry, I don't expect an alcoholic moron such as yourself to do better within a years time.

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  9. I should also ask how you could compare my eyes to bug eyes. If you were smart, you would get "technical" with that term. Bug eyes is eyes that cover 3/4 of a bug's face, where-as mine covers not even an 8th of my face. Speaking of looks, are you starting to wash your hair and face more? I remember how greasy it looked.

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  10. HAHA! Shows what you know about me. Very little. Course I expect that from someone with the intelligence of a dung beetle. Throwing anything across the room yet stupid?

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  11. actually you've proven my accusations by your actions. Only a wuss would deny the claims knowing that 80 percent of people from jtv KNOW these are true about you. Why do you think you cant get along with anyone or vise versa? Its because youre a gutless alcoholic dumb ass.. LOL youre talking to me about low IQ's? your lack of memory and inability to sober up shows your's real well. I bet that drink is in your hand right now. Try not to spill it, we wouldnt want you to cry like its the end of the world.

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  12. 80%??? What are you a statistician now? Oh wait, you wouldn't know what that is. Pull out Webster. I have plenty of friends I get along with spectacularly. It's the one's like your pompous bitchy little piss-stained ass that I've learned to despise alongside the the scum that floats atop alley puddles. Oh and btw, Itzy had lots of lovely words to say about you while you were having a grand ole' time in her pool. Like, oh, how you and your apartment smelled like a cesspool of urine and shit, for one. Think twice before you talk bullshit about me. I can go on and on about you if you'd like? You've given me plenty of ammunition to work with Cortney. Throwing anything yet? Have a wonderful and cheerful day. I'll drink to that myself me thinks. *Cheers from the Irish drunk* :)

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  13. gonna listen to a blonde bimbo like that fuck that not even "players" like? LMFAO!!! speaking of smells, her vagina was fishy in the car... that says alot ;) ...your ammunition is nothing, i've listened to you for 4 years. it bores me. but by all means keep trying just dont pop a vessel, its not good with the alcohol content on top of every other world of problems you have within yourself such as greasy as fuck (either you sweat real bad or dont shower)...and the fact that you cant seem to put down the beer, you let it control your way of thinking which is why nobody can stand you anymore, and i know a select few that ignore you on purpose that we BOTH know :) think about that one for a minute. not to mention you win shit bf of the year you dont even know how to be romantic and take a girl out. I wonder how she feels about sitting at the house with you on your anniversary.. sad, hell I can even afford a high class restaurant. whats your excuse? I wonder how its going to look when your job and boss finds out that you dont actually WORK, because a stupid fuck like you just goes online when you get there anyways. You dont even deserve the dough you get. Have a wonderful night. :)

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  14. I don't feel sorry for you at all. The shit you get is what you deserve. Think about how to be a real friend before you treat someone like shit, because you cant control your content. Don't drink if youre going to act like an immature dumb ass who cant hold his alcohol. These foolish acts are really not your thing. Sober up and be a good boy/boyfriend and go on with life rather than wasting away thinking you're some hard ass who claims "nobody" bothers you, yet i've noticed you can talk about someone for over a year straight. I wonder what would happen if everyone you talked shit about found out you were doing so! i'd say you'd lose about 50% of your friends, which pulls you down to maybe 2 friends. LOL! I can't tell you how many times I've had people messaging me on facebook. "my god i wish mike would stfu with his pointless facebook rants im going to delete his drunk ass" :D . My reply was always "good choice, it works out better for you. less drama"

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  15. I'm so sorry you're so miserable STILL a year later and have no life outside the internet and don't know how to have a good time. Some of us moved on to better friendships and people and jobs in general. They all have great memory :), speaking of memory, I'm waiting for you to throw "when are you going to get your GED" at me. Seeing how you are very prone to forgetting my replies every single time. Stupid much?

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  16. BY THE WAY, must I mention how much of a clean freak I am? Lets get back to this part of the subject to clarify. My next door neighbor that moved out when I lived at the other place, the landlord found rats and shit stains everywhere in the bathtub and walls, because of stupid little kids they have. If izsy was saying that, think of what I had to endure smelling it through the air vent from next door ;) So what I'm saying is, your information is not valid. I would think you would have caught on to that by how much you used to see me clean on a DAILY basis.

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  17. this is my closing to you. Go ahead and rant, show everyone how pissed off you are for being called out on your shit. Truth be told, you are a fail. Who can't troll. Take lessons on how to be one, and to be a real friend. No one should have to deal with your rants for 4 years. Good day!

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