Tuesday, May 28, 2013
Macca's Pity Party Parade
Update to my previous post Mascot of Vaughnlive.tv:
World renowned asskisser Macca is weeping his poor little eyes out pulling his tongue from the innards of Marks buttocks to request the code jester to create his lonely peaceful place on the interwebz by making his room password protected as the unjolly butt plug is misty eyed due to being recorded and having awful things said about him on the blogs (input SoSad).
When oh when is Vaughn's resident butt boy ever going to stop suckling on mama Vaughn's mammary glands suckling out almost every last drop of koolaid and act like a man instead of little girl crying for sympathy from Mark, Scrubby and their flock of sheep.
Macca doesn't need pity, sympathy nor white knights people just a very hard slap from his misses to awaken this toolish twat from gallivanting on Yawn 24/7 and grow a pair that was clearly missing on his honeymoon.
Read more on the teary eyed twat's tantrum here: http://scuttlebuttscorner.blogspot.com/2013/05/cry-baby.html
Monday, May 27, 2013
Mascot of Vaughnlive.TV
After finally seeing his wet dreams of being a full fledged boyscout cum true The Mascot of Vaughnlive.Tv "Macca the Sheep" is giving another blessing, a bone even, a pat on the back for being the #1 Kool Aid Man, passing out the punch to the unwatched, unsobered, and in Adumbrokes case unwashed masses, the brown nosing, tail wagging, neutered pup is finally rewarded by getting the position of forum admin which in his poor delusional state gives him great joy, yet brings the poor lad's mental well being into light as the nutter sees his newly required position as a legitimate job and more than likely the one of his dreams, seriously I believe he thinks that vcoins may one day become the new global currency.
Sunday, May 26, 2013
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
LaWs Of Jjustice!!!
A Bio is worth a million dollars as my beloved hungry...hungry hipstress doesn't take no BS when it comes to the damsels of the interwebs socializing in her room, no bio you're out BAM BAM BOOM, how she makes my loins flutter with excitement and ooze like a the Exxon Valdez when she jigglez her bam bams.
Super-size me up and place my into the tender touches of her warmth and jiggly arms while using mines to shove CrOm aside giving her just a little taste of my world.
Oh please baby I am so fooking ready!
OH shit I am sosad :(
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
EastCoastVegas and Wig Sighting!
After a long break of erroneous wind passing out of the back draft of EastCoastVegas ass the Baron of Wigs returned to the late nights casting on Monday at the egotistically ran land of yawn. ECV was unprepared because with Twinkies factories being shutdown across the states the chubby chasing used car salesman had no bait to lure future 500lb mate.
Stuck in the past as his mental DeLorean caught a self inflicted flat, ECV routine took a shank as he barred himself from coming to grips on the social casting experiment becoming disposable diaper of turd on route to take that final flush
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The JTV original refused request from the chatters to venture from the past and upon the Vaughlive.tv top bar and find new people to humiliate and mock his refusal wasn't due to Denise finally growing up, changing his spots, or being ashamed of making a mockery of the obese and mentally ill, its because the sites Vapes, card channels, and want to be radio show DJ's are as unappealing as licking dry paint off the wall.
ECV with his glued or stapled on wig which appeared to be freshly shaved off a kadavers genitals suddenly had a unmistakable glow that only one woman can create in the eyes of this parlor trickster "Laggie!" not quite Stella but for the shortest seconds Ecv got his groove back and attempted to work his magic as he quickly rebroadcasted her cast on his channel.
The reunion was short and bittersweet, ECV known for pounding it out to Fems that indulge in gluttony informed the audience of the possibility of his Laggie broadcasting nude which I am pretty sure gave him thoughts of going below his belt, however Laggie informed him she was wearing a sundress below the shoulders and that she is heading to sleep leading poor ECV in to saying goodnight and soon after pulling the plug on his wig oops...I meant cast.
Monday, May 20, 2013
Spotlight on KenRetarded
Shinning up my rusty harpoon and aiming its pointy stabber at that sea sick flabby pappi Kentard a man with few scruples, a vagrant of smut, a creepy old cawk gobbler looking for a skype nut while his wife is barricaded behind the bedroom door with hopes he the boogeyman/kentard will go just go far far away, however his voyages take place via the virtual world of the interwebz where he is like a feaver sick baboon beating on his chest, drooling as he set his quest for the next victim.
Female, transgender, or tranny no matter if its a little man on the boat or a shark breaking through the hull his actions are that of a Octopus ready for the grab! His tentacles hold no strength and thankfully his prey is easily freed from his grasp however some do become smitten and allow the elderly married pervert to charm their wits due to low self esteemed, battles with booze, drugs, and mental illness.
The crooked cock con man is a sly fox who can meta morph into a wolf stepping out of sheep's clothing to howl, then stepping into the shadows to prowl, a tiger he is not but a small man a pussy really ready to pounce on to his keyboard to type "show boobs babe!"lol
A Cry For JJustice
Jealousy is a trifling whore as a woman lovely like the setting of the oriental sun is being plagued by idiotic banter. This beautiful masterpiece of intrinsic design is of modern times, a new age of women voluptuous in figure, painstakingly honest with thought, and a delicate delight, "Seriously who wouldn't wish to suck those piercings artistically placed on her face" I know I do and pretty sure many others as well.
She may have more chins then a Chinese phone book but I see them as steps, a plateau even, a elevation leading you into a swarmed spirit that stings like a bee yet sweet like a pot of golden honey, ''come get your smooches from your pooh bear dear.
Such wonderful footwear
Fashion designers may cringe and trolls may hate by saying her fashion sense could not coin a tip at clown college, but JJustice imagination is beyond their scope as her footwear design will one day revolutionalize the designer industry. Am I not the only one who can see a Kardashian or Anna Selezneva walking down a runway with them on?
Seriously Jjustice has talent and seeing the pic taken up top she clearly knows how to use those talent to pleasure men.
She may have more chins then a Chinese phone book but I see them as steps, a plateau even, a elevation leading you into a swarmed spirit that stings like a bee yet sweet like a pot of golden honey, ''come get your smooches from your pooh bear dear.
Such wonderful footwear
Fashion designers may cringe and trolls may hate by saying her fashion sense could not coin a tip at clown college, but JJustice imagination is beyond their scope as her footwear design will one day revolutionalize the designer industry. Am I not the only one who can see a Kardashian or Anna Selezneva walking down a runway with them on?
Seriously Jjustice has talent and seeing the pic taken up top she clearly knows how to use those talent to pleasure men.
Update: trolls be hating :(
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