Yawnio's Missing?

This post is all speculation, these rumors should all be taking with a grain of salt until one can be officially proving.  Yawnio aka Letstalk, Yawnio, and Mister Yawniorama is missing from his blog.  

The fellow blogger whose pictures and sentences plagiarizing and retarding the blogger spot sphere has not posted in a few days!   Why is this news, well my dear unconcerned and fake heart giving readers, along with his dreams of rimming out Donna and smoking pot, blogging is the bloody man's life!

(Rumor Mill)

One rumor is that he got his hands on some bad pot.  Once smoked the poor lad went mad, riding around his community on moose wielding a machete beheading locales and Mounties, until he was knocked off by a wandering Sasquatch, who proceeded to drag him into the woods and steal his virginity.  

Second rumor is he was lured by a unknown man into a Motel with a bag of dirt weed, where Shawnio was surprised when the man jumped out of his bedroom wearing a Gorilla costume.  The man forced Shawnio into performing dubious acts, but after a couple of bong rips Shawnio had the time of his life.

Third and final rumor is that Cr3am Ivlogtv's owner has Shawnio on the run for soiling his reputation and site. Where ever the bud, sweat, tears, and beard, is hiding, one thing for sure is there's a sheet ruined by his own piss.