Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Sunday, November 10, 2013

"Man with Smokethis Beard hates people, bans, and Redirects.lulz!"


After many epic distortions of reality within my head, I envisioned myself being a egg, falling out of a Hens feathery ass, partially cracked, then splat over a bong, cooked by our bearded dingleberry "no relations" =)  Shawnio a man on a holy crusade too enlighten us on the ways of being relevant in the social casting blogging community.  

This bloody twit stands 10ft tall above us all, a sentry of gossip, a modern Cecil B. Demille, a director and maestro of utter destruction of blogs. 

Shawnio the dear blog smashing, hairy yeast twat, enticing bimbo, disrupts my daily bingo games with child's play, yet fears my desires to become relevant by questioning the all powerful blogger, who in return loathes, bans and redirects knowledge seeking users, faster then Bubbaganoosh black screen making Kel squirt over Skype.  

I am not Humpty Dumpty, however this poop squatter has me tumbling out of my rocking chair on a daily basis, halting my progress to learn and become a relevant blogger, which is just mean.  

Shawnio also has hacked or Ddossed my Life Alert, because I've falling down and can't get back up, and no one is responding to my signals for help.

(Including silencing those who dare pose questions)
Fook you Shawnio that beard has made you a mad narcissistic yeti!


3 comments:

  1. All hail the purple Koolaid drinking destroyer of blogs. May the yeast of a thousand infected vagina's ferment him into a palatable beer.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Shawnio has cum on his beard.

    ReplyDelete