FOOKIN ANNOYING

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Sarahsixtwo?

Sarahsixtwo? The number that came into my mind after watching her cast was Sixty Nine.

Oh Kel (Stays Breaking my Heart)!

Bubbaganoosh's online groupie's begin to grow in numbers, lining up inside his channel like emptied out bags of coke on Fooksmenshawn's table, bowing down to their all great and dark screen one, with hopes he snorts them off their non tired feet, seriously most are sitting down in front of PC's all day.

One woman's presence inside his room on Vaughnlive.TV annoys me to no end. My beloved Kel, has broken my evil heart as she's become smitten with the potheaded wonder behind a dark covered screen, sundering my stroke hand and leaving me piss drunk, face down in my own vomit. Oh Kel, I am revoking my Pottymouth Princess name I secretly bestowed upon thee, because your rule of my heart was a mockery!

Update:

Seriously Kel do you want to suck his cock or be his mother?

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Clarkoyawnio?

Canada has a unnatural disaster in the combine forces of Clarkoyawnio. Romeo and Juliet of Yawn.tv plagues our thoughts with pollution BP couldn't capsize. Yawnio stroking his Scruffy beard(pun was intended), and Donna behaving like a retarded child on meth, both influenced by reefer madness are attempting trolling our wits and senses. The wool can be pulled over the Vaughn's eyes, but I refuse to be blinded while others stare into the head lights! Strip them of their scams, perverted reality, and pot smoke, I shed thee two wolves out of their sheep's clothing, seeing forth into the future! Illuminating as the All Seeing Eye my vision travels back to the past and reveals, they are not enemies but, in cahoots and possibly lovers. Oh Canada indeed!