Kel Cum Tame My Desires!

Wonder why Bubbaganoosh stays up 17hrs straight casting on Vaughnlive.tv, its due to my darling Kel, a woman whose ass is so beautiful I would shove my entire head inside.  

Not only do I dream of touching Kel in the most delicate of areas, she thinks of me fondly.  Pictures below demonstrate what she imagines doing if she had my junk in her grasp.  Oh buddy baby this is a live one we got here bitch.lulz

 Hate it, or even love it, I so fookin love this Annoying Aussie, baby please cum and watch me stroke my dingo.lulz

Time to seize the opportunity.

Kel's Tight Shirt, Time Travelling, and Shoe on Head

Kel has Bubbaganoosh eating out of her hands to the point the ladies that use to swarm his room like over the hill groupies are not showing up or chatting anymore (remember the same thing happened inside The Computer Store), and numerous guys dreaming of eating out of her twat, including yours truly, however my total love for my dear Annoying Aussie will not diminish my hole poking at thee almost perfect camwhore. 

Imperfection's plague my beloved kangaroo wrestler her choice of online men, blocking me from Facebook, and allowing her skin to dry up as if she spent a vacation in a bloody desert.  

My Pottymouth Princess must explain to me how the hell she was able to squeeze into the under shirt and how in bloody hell, she some how ended up in the Bride of Frankenstein, or did I find her celebrity look a like?

Oh Kel is that how you see me as a monster?

Oh Kel (Stays Breaking my Heart)!

Bubbaganoosh's online groupie's begin to grow in numbers, lining up inside his channel like emptied out bags of coke on Fooksmenshawn's table, bowing down to their all great and dark screen one, with hopes he snorts them off their non tired feet, seriously most are sitting down in front of PC's all day.  

One woman's presence inside his room on Vaughnlive.TV annoys me to no end.  My beloved Kel, has broken my evil heart as she's become smitten with the potheaded wonder behind a dark covered screen, sundering my stroke hand and leaving me piss drunk, face down in my own vomit. Oh Kel, I am revoking my Pottymouth Princess name I secretly bestowed upon thee, because your rule of my heart was a mockery!

Update: 

Seriously Kel do you want to suck his cock or be his mother?

Sex Sells and Ass Sends your eyes to Hell!

 Kitten5533 that bottle surely needs my bloody name on it.

 Boobiepainter some what warn and has droopy boobs but I have places her tongue can probe.lulz

 Angela maybe a skank, but she's my skank.lulz

 One day this Pocahontas will claw herself onto my Teepee hopefully she will not scalp the head I plan on pulling out.lol

  Roco this foot is for you old chum.

Insecurity is the emotion I receive from this face, I have the cure to reverse Brittbby's shy, scared, humble emotions in my.....nvm.lulz Fooking don't care if she was looking like that because her sound was fooked up leave me to my imaginations for bloody sakes!

Westsidegirl the hidden terror the ultimate troll I've heard and been warned to stay away from, however I have a hard on for naughty women and she's begging to be placed over my lap.  Sorry Acer mate but blame it on the game.  :) Inb4 Mooseknuckles cut some flesh off himself, I carrying towards my next shrimp on the Barbi.

 

Oh Kayla how your presents eclipse the sun, darkening our thoughts with the horrors of on cam pissing, and bottles shoved up a bloody twat.   Oh Kayla you are a living antidepressant, making me realize my life is not fooked up, as I wish to believe, you dear get my hard on.

My dearest Kelly how do I love thee, you make my farts accidental poops come out in the shapes of hearts.  My wishes of Cupid giving you a piece of my heart may of been halted by a rabid platypus, who maimed and raped him.  I still have that contagious bug with a arrow aimed at you, my lovely Annoying buggeroo. 

Until next time try to enjoy the daylight, before your head is shoved into Meta's ass!

To read something from me, sort of worth looking at hit the links:

http://jtvwoodshed.blogspot.com/2013/09/roco-in-hard-place.html

and

http://scuttlebuttscorner.blogspot.com/2013/09/badkkkitteh.html