Lets Promote Back?lulz

Have you Pulled your head out of the social sand just to get a whiff of my insidious fart.  My long overdue apologizes.  My blog fookin stinks, its a nugget.  Trying to spray paint, my fossil sized poop, the color gold could not mask the smell, putrid as the bottom of MiscScruffy's community manage seat.  So have I tried to twist and bend it, like Playdough and create something magnificent.  However Shawnio pulled my blog out from under his Pokemon deck.  Managing to write a sentence or two besmirching my testicles intensities.  With Shawnio's incestious review, Froggie, Kitten, and Cortney ignoring me in chat, being wished deceased, Roco's marriageable status, and Vikki's enormous twat devouring Tommytard whole!  I concede, give up, taking my balls home and fondling  them alone.  Written blog post are a thing of the past, like Classic80s.  Screencaps, withholding the ability to comment, and a sentence are the future of Blogger.  Scutt's, Jeb, and Mac must give up the belief people read.  LetstalkVl's Shawnio shows us all an enlightened path.  As Pic's and very few to non existent words are the way to go.lulz

Simon Dingles

Promoting back!lulz

FroggieB, Bostonchickie, Gamergirl Oh My!

Insidious cadavers animate your bones, twitch away the worms, and reach from below your prison of dirt and please pull, I under.  Today death was wished upon me, so before my demise.  I must reach into my fapfiles and share my twisted sisterious tales.  So lets rock on!

Fruitopia I cried, watching Bostonchickie work her way around a banana.  Bring on the fuzz because may nuts needed to be tasered.  Due to outlandish thoughts provoking my junk to grow, grow, and grow.  So long Glennsroom would surely seek slicing it off, just to replace the one already on his face.  Although her technique were lacking, with a little more practice she will one day suck it right. 
 

 Chickie this man below can teach you a thing or two.

FroggieB separating, getting a divorce, leaving her hubby for Mark?  I kid on Mark, his ability pulling in the deranged painting Pocahontas is slim to none. Plus Kitten5533 is like his personal human shield.  Rumor has it she cannibalized Macca.  However me on the other hand is hung like a raptor.  I got more balls and game than Lebron.  I am a Modern day Picasso ready and willing to wet up her canvas.  Someone pinch me, or bite my cock.  As my forbidding dreams are simply, that a dream.

Gamergirl, profile pic to casting video, appears to be two separate people.  However both would get my memo.  Gamergirl can we have lunch, talk, and then go into a hotel room and um...you know talk some more?   I'd smash her crack, like a Compton black.  I am not trying to pimp this ho, but letting her know, I got more games than Shawnio.  Seriously I have the PS4 on preorder. 

Simon Dingles

When I am bore expect a mess.lulz

Burst yo Bubbles

   Badder than a mofo, sicker than a time bomb, turn yo back and bend he'll stick you from behind.  The Motel hoping, wifi stealing, and Harly Davidson driving, LordTurdseo reaches inside his mental bag of poop and posed a question few weeks ago.  One I am pretty sure we all wanted to know.  Are JJustice our Triple chin debutant and Cromisworld having hot sweaty Skypesex in the city?

My expectation has not been met and my bubble was burst. 

Simon Dingles :(

Behold thy end, of Madamrita

MadamRita was Vaughnlive's perverted Santa Clause.  Begone are her bag of goodies, waiting to be shoved up some lucky anus or twat.   MadamRita's pasty pale, creepy disposition, and Pinocious nostril's was banned by MiscScruffy, a woman needing a tease, a poke, a very good shagging. 

MiscScruffy's Christian beliefs leaves her a bowl dryer than the Mojave Desert. The leakage caused underneath by Rita's taboo language may of lead into a path of adios, see you later alligator, bye bitch you are so Out of Here.  Seriously, 90% of the site should be banned.  Complaining about how dysfunctional, egomaniac, and unrealistic the Yawn's are is common, like playing Pattycake in a nursery.

Thoughts of waving a wand on her twat must of puzzled our beloved community managed hand of God.   MiscScruffy shouldn't be blamed for being a uptight cunt.  Madam imported cancer into her brain in the form of imperfect thoughts, and she must be cleansed, as we all.  MiscScruffy's fictional God, may not be ours, but he surely knows how to code..errm...a site. 
 

MadamRita will be missed, her fashion sense was fitting for Covergirl and Vogue.  She might creep me...oops some out however the eerie feelings we receive was compensated for a good old fappingtime. 

MadamRita's toys are destined for displayed at Fao Schwarz or in the sky as a float in the Macy's Day Parade.

Simon Dingles

LetsTalkShawnio

With great beard comes great responsibility.  Feared, loved, hated is the man in the pic.  Shawnio stalking VL 24/7 is helping illiterates in our social community.  Shawnio gives us the understandings of social casting sites, blogs, chatters, and casters.  Shawnio's Letstalkvaughnlive.tv blog is like a pop up book it helps unmatured minds assimilate an idea, a judgement, and obtainment of social awareness plus behavior.  Shawnio maestro of screencaps and a sentence, should be commended for being our modern day Mister Rogers.  Shawnio may be one for the neighborhoods, but he is surely one in our corner.

Simon Dingles

BandK = Beers and Kucumber

Tonight on Vaughnlive.tv, my favorite pass time is drunk chicks.  Bandk, well er.. BandK the visible one on cam is the latest tipsy turnover to step into the perverse corners of my mind.  

Supplying their lesbionic starved audience with beers, a cucumber, and slurry drunk girl speak.  Don't you just love this site Yawn? Drinking casters are never on short supply. 

MadamRita you and all your toys may be gone by the swing of the hammering MiscStuffy, but thankfully BandK has shown us we can play with ourselves, while also being environmentally friendly by going green.

Simon Dingles

Kayla is Perfect!

Our rebel without a snort..is..eeerrrr...well back today with a new addiction some lame dude, named Arthur.  Art is what he likes to be called, as he roams the trailer parks, finds Bishh perfect.  Vaughn's #1 predestine pissy princess, is smitten with her Doc, an artist of poop culture.  Tagging our spitfire of smuttiness arms, with temporary sign of her perfection. 

Calling Glennsroom Nwords, randomly throwing around the Nword, on cam tinkle, Bishh appears to be impervious to a ban.  Instant stream died and we thought MiscStuffy banned our beloved tart, it was due to an error, so said Yves wielding his imaginary staff badge. The site appears not having any problems with her antics, as Yves ensures Bishh everything is okay to reboot.
 

Seriously if she was banned again it would be for less than a month.  She is perfect for the Yawn's.  Kayla's a traffic machine who will always be #1 on the site.  Although #1 on Yawn isn't a feat, yet a fill into a hollow void of social ineptness.

 

Fishy poop, is our $7000 a month Doc prepared for our sticky finger, poisonous Jelly Bishh?

Courtesy of Lurkersanonymous

Simon Dingles

 

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