Tommy's Wettest Dream

Morehpower, Tommy, Mothball or what ever fooking name he's going by today had the most wettest dream...a dreams which would make a normal men scream then reach for a razor and slit their bloody throats after witnessing thoughts so cruel to the human eye blindness may be judged as a gift by many from God. Warning images plucked out of the chronic masturbater and master trollers mind may not be suitable for young adults and spectating whore dawgs.




After eating a two week old radioactive burrito Tommy buttocks spiraled out of control while sitting on the toilet pooping his guts out. The sounds of his farts could be heard far..far..very far away while his feces fell out his ass like cannons being launched from the Queens greatest battleships.



"Thanks to Lurkers Anonymous super sleuth skills image of long pooped burrito has been found."

Tommy fell a sleep on the can with a nine inch turd dangling from his rump and dreamt The Shitting! A very shitty moment in his nocturnal slumper.



Tommy dream takes a devilish turn as his slumbering subconscious was visited be the very long dead Mary Shelly this ghostly visit takes Tommy out of his shitting adventure into a twisted re-imagination retarded version of "Bride of Frankenstein" butchering this great horror tale the Monster played by Tommy spurns the Bride played by sweet innocent Vikki as she makes advances towards his most minimized genital area.

HAPPY HALLOWEENIE ;)

P.S. thanks you to LA for The Thing inspiration.lol

Two sides of the Ejaculation

When Shauna wakes up is it a agonizing fight with right and wrong?

Will a turn on the bed lead to destruction or pleasantries?

Will the mean spirited bully side or the kind heartened teddy bear side manifest?

I really don't care Shauna my dear but if you turn on the uncharted whore dog side lets do lunch I'd truly be pleased as punch. ;)

Why do I get the funny feeling this post is like putting a live lobster down the trousers is time ticking away for my bollocks to be clipped?

LABlog Breaking Snooze! Familial Resemblances Revealed!

During a recent broadcast Haskel show and shared some photographic blasts from the past.

 
He brazenly tried to pass off some grainy old snapshots of a nun as his mother.

Oh please, habits hide so much. *tut*

And his so-called baby pictures are obviously photochopped. =P

LABlog has found this to be a major cyber cover-up, taking into account a shared love of plastic laundry baskets, you can clearly see, his real momma is someone I'm sure you all recognize, albeit currently waxed. =P

Proofs!  >>>>>>>>>>>

You can shave or wax the fur of the Yeti, but it's still a Yeti. =D

In Mojo We Trust?

May we all anoint our heads with the golden shower of wisdom from the greatest fiction character too ever host a skype call Vaughntv's Lord and Savior Mojo.

Real Talk Express

Can Conductor's Surfrat and Tommy help Smoke The Virginal Tank Engine depart Imaginary Talk Land in Time?

Waiting for its boo Smoke at the train station in Trollsville is his latest internet flame Smokekittens.

Cumming Soon VaughnTrek!

Cumming soon from the evil blogger that brought you Night Of The Living Pot Head is a tale of triumph over impotence about a mama’s boy that dreamt of creating his own social broadcasting site which TOS rules defy the laws of commonsense and bend like a lady boy at a muscle builders convention whose top viewed broadcaster needs two Viagra’s just to urinate if you are deemed worthy stream keys will unlock the pathways to a new social journey which is a voyage created from the anus of Marks crap you can be a Global Cod, a troll, or Bubbles tits grab a seat and Vikki’s snot rag and fap to your hearts delight because VaughnTrek is light years away!

Bubblicious is Booblicious!

Nice racks I must say Boobles oopsie Bubbles!

To use the catchphrase of one wise blogger whose hairy, plateface wearing, Yeti/hamster looking, pot smoking old chap who has Vikki snot rag fetishes.



JAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJJAJAJJAJAJJAJ!

PBJ TIME!

After getting my interwebz heart broken for the hundredth time for a old as dirt want to be Dr. Phil who lives in trailer last night I had to go on the prowl and find my new E boo.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time more like Alcohol Cigs Time either way this delightful train wreckage called PBJ has beckoned my heart towards her enormous soul!


BTW My whip cream has way more protein and is built up and ready to rock your world baby :)

Retards Reinjection

The last few weeks Shauna aka the Famous Retards appears to be public enemy number one from the woodshed shoutoutbox, comment section, to the social fap sites Justintv and Viagralivetv plus The Holy Bible as reanimated resurrected spirit of vengeance the one and only ghost that walks Tina Weezer puts it “Retards is evil! “

To some Retards may be a thorn however to me she is a Honey Sweet Rose.

Shauna can be a ray of light which can warm the bottom of the heart like the climatic ending of the titanic or burn you down like a Ant under the lens of the magnifying glass.

I would clearly be her Leo Dicaprio while Mister X is surely the Billy Zane character.

Speaking of Mister X I have word of advice for you and Macgregor

Gentlemen remember these key words Bros over Hoes nuff said now back to my luscious lollipop Shauna <3

Some may feel Retards is the fictional character from the Harry Potter series Draco Malfoy however the only magic being conducted is the smoke and mirrors that her haters I mean fans seem to spread which is propaganda blown way out of proportions.

How can Retards be so bad even the pint size imp Jimmy_ goes around confessing his love for the voluptuous Shauna he’s like a dwarf/midget. Little men like him hate the world however he loves the famous Retards she cannot be that bad.

My convos with the elegant Shauna has been sweet, daring, insightful, and thought provoking and respectful as I kept the hands away from my private regions.

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