Where was Mojo?

The Great and Powerful Oz found his way back to Kansas on a hot air balloon and with the same gust of hot air Mojo has returned to Vaughn live over this past weekend before remnants of Isaac hits the shores of his city, not Isaac from The Love Boat a fictional bartender that haunts Mojo in his deepest sleep but the Hurricane, the dick jokey/shock cock took a break from his morning radio show to implant his immense penis on the site that is growing with casters yet tanking in actual views.

Mojo explained his monthly absence was due to a blooming radio show career where he broadcasts for 4 hours a day and gets paid, a business he invested in with his brother, and finding the impossible by getting a new love interest that gives meaning to his Viagra prescriptions.  

Mojo’s return and way more his absence screams bull shit but welcome back and may the revolution of ego's, cocks, and who's banning who rears its fantastic head again because the drama on VL gives me plenty of laughs.

Cortney I Derp You

 To be continued um I think?

Return to VaughnDead!

How they slowly forgot the great banning purge, Miss Scruffy's meddling, the community that was treated like Acolytes or a cult lighting a path inside tunnel with never ending darkness, a path lit with insecurity, and a shroud of confusing as Mark and mummy ran the site like a communist country where being outspoken made you very expendable even to the deterrence of the sites growth.




We Built This City and now its crumbling to the ground as a few which I am pretty sure is a under exaggeration are rethinking the stance and slowly returning to VL The Pottymouth Prankster, James Dolezal, and Radio mac have been spotted on the site last few days and more who ranted on Justin tv like it was some stage for a holywar against Vaughntv politics are slowly rising out of their sofa's and I am guessing to reclaim the last grasp of breath of the dying social casting scene. 

Mark proclaimed a few months ago that he has learned the errors of his and staff/crew dastardly ways however the short leash took bit of a snag as the Puma and Oppie online/offline drama had Mark and Mummy knee deep in that pile of poop squatted out the asses of the two as Scruffy made a whole hour special on how Oppie's bad, Puma's good, and how Oppie can no longer be a member of the Community!

Finally my controversal thought from a so called evil Blogger compared to Justin Tv and Battlecam, Vaughn Live tv is the lesser of the three evils!

Thanks to my new love muffin Angela smexy <3>

The love games

Please let me introduce you to Mr Jsmths golden women of the Internet

Ticklishcutie,Megloves,Angela136 and Naynay_az

Jsmth is a true role model to all us males on the inter web's, also being the envy of many snagging up all theses beauties for himself, but before we all give up hope and drag our sorry asses back to cam4,he has decided he only has room in his heart for one fair maiden, so there is hope for us yet. Jsmth has decided to have a talent contest to choose which female he will share his me love you long time skype loving with. So as jsmth sits back and relaxes let the games commence 

First up we have Ticklishcutie showing off her smexy dance moves, they should come in handy for those long lonely nights on skype jsmth, a clear favourite already......

 Next we have naynay_az probably best looking of the bunch giving jsmth a sultry stare down or is she wondering what the hell he is going to be doing with those empty beer bottles....

Then the ever so talented Angela136 showing that she would literally bend over backwards to please this hot Internet stud muffin...

And our final contestant is the ever lovely Megloves now this one looks like a really classy chick

 with big guns to match....

Who will jsmth choose, he has a very tough decision on his hands, jsmth is one hell of a guy eh?

Haskel420 in KingBong420 Pt. 2

The insanity contunues jajaja!

Haskel420 in KingBong420

While chronically masturbating behind a bush located across the street of Chinese restaurant mild minored blogger Haskel420 is bitten from behind by radioactive hobo and mutates into the monstrous King Bong420!

chapter one: Jajajaja

Yawnlives 1yr Assiversary

The 1st birthday of yawnlive hit interwebs with a bang today as all the resident retards of yawn and their ring leader Mark had one big happy family day out at the circus, momma Scruffy was handing out balloons with every cup of koolaid, Macca as usual was following Mark around with his tongue bashing his knees trying to get closer to the holy grail which is Marks inner poop hole, other casters such as Bobo Bill Taint Stains were seen bickering on who gets to whack off themselves tonight while Mojo made a surprise visit only to step into the poop that the not so golden goose Yves was dropping everywhere he could and the final act of the night was everybodys favourite sex advice caster granny14 who was spotted doing her best to protect her chickens from the ravenous whore dog who has desires not to devour her prey but place Tommychicks balls inside her tooth decaying mouth and crab infested twat. Happy Birthday Mark may we please have another year of drama, personal bans, and Frank Taylor cast.

When Famearts Attacks!

Empty out the anal lube and get plugged into this jive talking, shit steering, Battlecam booty buccaneer Famearts, like dingle berries clinging onto the hairiest bottom this fooker be pulling your strings like those on a musical instrument yet his symphony played brings forth a pain onto your bottomless stretched rectum.  Beware of this weirdo Man Mama's ghetto lingo as it Ebonics speak will lure then grab hold of your insufferable cock and squeeze the bloody pecker until its dryer than Vikki's twat.

Nerdy Dancing Detox

Mpersenaire was quite the sight for sore eyes this weekend on yawnlive gyrating like a constipated squirrel on acid for all his special lady friends as they got their panties wet at his i'm too sexy to wear a shirt moves. He needs to cut that poop out and leave some mamas for me to holla at, i'll let you have whoredawg, i'll be fair. I need to start hitting up my barber and get my shit together like our buddy mpersenaire, i will have the bitches of vaughn eatting the poop out of my ass in no time!!  

The Man in The Shattered Mirror

Billpooper the bi polar imbecile has gone through the motions this week a few days ago he was demanding staff out of his room and splurging the bloody N word and calling people the dreaded 3 letter F word and now he can't get his multi colored nose out of the Vaughn's stink holes, Billpooper better be careful as he will have some competition from resident retard Macca who has mental images of a bullseye drawn between Marks and Mummy Scruffy's buttocks wishing for the love of Vaughn to lick that brown starfish first, not to worry Bill if Macca does beat you to the Vaughn's glory hole, your new best friend Turdseo will gladly bend his bottom over and allow you to suck that long dry turd out of his motel jumping backyard pie hole.

Anthony and Jamienov Skype Affair?

 
While most bloggers/shoutboxers are entangled in Vikki's tissues of snot and so called lies which will eventually cause delusions in their minds she will cause the complete destruction of Earth the most interesting terrifying interwebz drama happening at the moment is the Anthony and Jamienov skypesex fiasco.

The Pottymouth prankster whose cock ended up inside my beloved Aussie goddess Kelly tried to wiggling his interwebz drooling junk onto my Georgian Strawberry Shortcake Jamienov/sweetpea via skype.

Georgian women sure does give me bloody epic towering boners. 

Jamie refused to be a victim and succumb to a clique and their messiah. Jamie's grace to stand up and hold back paying for the pigglige of sucking Ant's hourly paid yeast infected cock should be commended and applaud.

Jamie may be a little off due to her meds but her thinking is no different from Anthony whose brain is lacking oxygen due to shoving his face up women twats like a bloody tampon.

Grab some popcorn, a twat, or a cock and watch Epicwheek/jamienov explain the situation in her own words.  Skip to 25:50 to hear the lengths of what women will do to suck Anthony's cawk!

Pervert in the Mist

Tina Weezer bless your heart for helping rid the interwebs of the king perv Swax!

Macca no friend invites please!!!

Macca the emotional drunk trance dancing pussy is hurt can someone give him a hug please!lol

The "Secret" Smile Behind TicklishCutie

... is no longer a secret if this chop sheds any light based on her recent antics. It would seem she has a history, indeed. =P

TicklishCutie took her show on the road back in the day. Spies always told her Dad on her so she had to keep moving and switching up the tools of her trade. =D

Read here for the real story. When I checked in today, I think I heard a broadcaster read from chat or state that Ticklish was IP banned for her naughty behaviour last evening, fapping almost up close and personal for the "lucky" lads and ladies on Skype and BC. =P

She'll be back. They all come back. Except Egyptian Beauty (so far). =D

Creepy Cawk Sucka

Crossbow his bloody balls to the wall then place a digital rights order of protection on your skype before this manky muttface cock mauler hits it up and request to add you onto his ever fapping contact list. 

Jsmth possibly still under the influence of Meg Loves unsavory love juices alledgedly wants to and must have skypesex to empty his under flowing load from a unsuspecting lassies texting and voice messages.

 Ladies please beware of this rancid masturbating manipulating reptilian because once his fingers touches the keyboard this wet dreaming bloke is imagining he's finger fookin you!

More on the cod slappers skype whoring take a jump to the link below:

 http://chatwitch.blogspot.com/2012/05/skype-sex-and-single-girlguy.html?zx=10dd528d1863dd0a

Battlefap of the Day Kassette

Welcome to the long unwarranted return to Battlefap of the day! Applause please? No fook me? Well fook you to ya limey shite face sons of a munter!..... recomposing myself Hic..fart..ah hem...
Masturbaiters of the Puterverse behold a gem this delicate delicious delight a trollop who causes me cock to spontaneously combustion as my junk drops onto the ground like a bag of cement.

Kassette is a pleasant discovery of reinventing a naturaul cock stimulant with no need of a sexaul enhancer making me day dream of running bloody nude with her on a beach, where I eat the pootang and after the munching smashing organic tea time using her pantys as a dental floss.

Yum..yum..let daddy cum get sum of that smexiness oh these naughty thoughts created intrigue in me privates rising my junk out of its dorment state and unleashing my hiding Haskel straight out of its furry peep hole.

Vikki's Clit or Clips the size of Montana?

Vikki's got a gun...Because Bruce can't cum..so what is dad to doooo...since living with whore dog his life is screweeeed...he going to grab that bitches hair... and drag that worthless piece of shit down the stairsssss..

and take her out into the back ready to unload until mothman appears out of no where....he whacks Bubba upside the head and ride off into the sunset with Vikki with all cigs and beerssssssssss!

Vikki and Tommy run away...run away with a beer keg yea yea yea....

 Vikki and Tommy run away...run away with a beer keg yea yea yea.....

 

 

Arropiss